Salutations. Hola. Hello. Hi! Greetings!
AND what is up my fellow furries and bronies? I am Rupert the blue fox.
And as you can all probably tell, I am now a pony.
Well, actually I have just been turned into one, because of, well...
who the heck knows what the actually cause or rhyme of reason is... I don't really know!
Anyways, I'd like to welcome you to my new YouTube channel
dedicated to My Little candy-colored horse!
I'm sorry. I mean--- My Little Pony: Friendship is...
WHATEVER
Here, you can find anything and everything about and from the show itself,
and of course from the best, if not THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE best fandom in the webby-world...
the Brony Fanbase Cannon!
[fanfare]
The content I will react to here includes, but are not limited to...
You name it, and I'm gonna react to that crap like there's no tomorrow!
And yet when tomorrow comes, there's probably gonna be a new episode coming, and I'm gonna miss out.
There will be absolutely NO outages of MLP videos here, my friends!
Anything and everything about a show targeted for 5-year-old girls and I don't care!
[squee]
After hearing a lot about the show and it's fanbase,
I'd decided to hop along the bandwagon and go for a ride!
... or something like that.
Oh! Rest assured, my friends,
that my cutie mark is a pair of headphones, the letter 'T' and a lightning bolt.
That represents my expertise in EDM music.
Mostly house, techno, trance, trap... stuff like that.
Now I discovered that it's like that because I have several favorite background ponies from the original show
but one of my top ones has to be Vinyl Scratch. Bar none!
Because just like DJ-PON3, I'm cool like that.
Hmm... ain't it beautiful?
[angelic music]
Okay, I'm just not gonna make things more awkward by showing myself staring at my butt tattoo all night long.
Even though I'm wierd like that. *clears throat*
Now where was I? Oh yes! ONE MORE THING!
I will continually run out of ideas of what MLP videos to react to next.
So if you like, please feel free to leave a comment at the bottom of each and every video on this channel,
telling what MLP video I shall do next! Plain as simple!
See? We're all helping each other out, because that's what friends are for!
Okay, that sounded so girly, I'm probably gonna regret that later one.
Now then, I shall no longer delay the inevitable.
It's time now than ever that we get things started, Rupert style!
There's gonna be a whole lotta fun,
stupid attempts at comedy,
and some extreme obnoxiousness you cannot resist.
WINK!
I can guarantee you, like Pinkie Pie would say, the fun never ends!
So until next time, take care and stay strong, my fellow furries and bronies.
I'm Rupert, and I'll catch you all in the next one!
*blows kiss* Peace out! Buh-bye!
["Under The Wave" by Pendulum]