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Lyrics

[VERSE 1]
Yo, I may be one to committ blasphmey,
Run up in ya city causin a catastrophe,
You can simply refer to me as dastardly,
I don't care about apathy, after me,
There is noone better, so just honor this,
Treat me like a God, I am ominous,
And I don't give a fuck what squad you wit,
Cause real dudes don't need sponsorship,
You just a lil child, only half a meal,
But I'll adress the world, cop mass appeal,
Spittin imperfect rhymes, and pluperfect flow,
I sell for half a million, and you worthless, bro,
I run the death star, command a vast fleet,
Me n my crew we'll throw you inna trash heap,
My ion thrusters vs your semi-fast feet,
You about to get ya ass beat by a mathlete.

[CHORUS]
Power up the death ray, load up the artillery,
Cause a commotion with old school villiany,
Upset the calm with bowling-ball bombs,
You know, the sprit of the bad guy is still in me,
Cause I'm an evil genius, ain't nobody realer than me,
I got armed henchmen to run up in your facility,
I'm just a villain, catch me chillin,
You know, the spirit of the bad guy is still in me.

[VERSE 2]
I don't do business with dipshits, or deal with misfits,
I dabble in the dark arts like sorcerors and mystics,
I'm talkin to genies about your Christmas wish list,
You posted on the corner? Well I run the whole district,
Is this, what you planned? Not likely.
My swag is equal to yours times ninety,
You wanna start shit you better come n find me,
I'll get real sour, like a pickle in a brine, see,
If you got drama then you know I will settle it,
Get on my level shit, go reach for your metal clip,
Keep tellin me you in the game, but I'm ahead of it,
I practice etiquette, I will travel to Conneticiut,
Undeniable, my word is undefyable,
Inna recession where the demand is unsuppliable,
I know you wanna sue me bitch, but I'm just not liable,
I'm maniacal, so my acts are justifiable.

[CHORUS]

[VERSE 3]
Yo, I am major, call me Darth Vader,
I use my force-choke to strangle the haters,
Destroyin the world's realistic, right?
Superman can't touch me, I am kryptonite,
Best of all, I'm better than the rest of y'all,
I'm like Lex Luthor without the high cholesterol,
Try and test me, dawg, cause you know that I'm smarter,
Imma turn you into an unnecessary martyr,
I got dudes that will merk you for a weekly salary,
I grow fat while you bitches countin calories,
Load up the tommy guns, get ready to shoot,
Cause me and Mister Palpatine are in cahoots,
I stay astute, lemme speak on my own behalf,
So just sit back and listen to my sinister laugh,
I'm a sneaky tactician with an evil disposition,
And my plot to destroy the world has come to fruition.

[CHORUS]