Okay, so this is one of those songs where the humorous idea was there and I decided to just run with it.  Written loosely from a Calamity/LittleDip perspective. It's not meant to fully align with canon, moreso just poke fun at the whole scenario.  Hope you enjoy this holiday bonus!

DOWNLOAD:  https://www.mediafire.com/file/c7xikzppidzwwjg/Silver_Bell_-_SkyBolt.zip/file

ALT Download:  https://pony.fm/t44607

Originally by: Bing Crosby & Carole Richards

Art by: https://www.deviantart.com/rainbowsurvivor/art/Meeting-Pinkie-Bell-688023061

LYRICS:

Silver Bell… Silver Bell
You know you’re not really Pinkie?
Ding-a-ling (ding-a-ling) try to cling (try to cling)
On to what sanity remains

This is silly, for a filly
To have so many drugs
It is not Party Time when you’re dead
Could it really, be that pillies
Aren’t so good for your head?
And that cooking up new ones ain’t wise…

Silver Bell (Silver Bell), Silver Bell (Silver Bell)
You know you’re not really Pinkie?
Ding-a-ling (ding-a-ling)
Try to cling (try to cling)
On to what sanity remains

Are you maybe feeling hazy?
From that red or that green
That is blood loss and infectious puss
I’m not saying, that you’re crazy
But to saw off your horn
Isn’t good for your holiday cheer

Silver Bell (don’t make me have to do)
Silver Bell (something more finite to you)
You know you’re not really Pinkie?
Ding-a-ling (I’ll take that recipe)
Try to cling (don’t try to mess with me)
On to what sanity remains

Oh Celestia, Mother Luna (what the fuck?)
Where’d you find such a bomb (time to duck)
This could kill everybody for miles (Time to get out in a hurry)
No more dying, mimicrying (Ding-a-ling)
Pinkie Pie is long dead… (Time to bring)
But a new ghoulish mother might work