Oh, hello there, little snake.
YOU FOOL!
It is I, Azathor! Destroyer of Worlds!
Aaaaaahhh!
From my tiny fangs I bring down the judgement of God upon this miserable misbegotten domicile!
The wooden timbers of your home will splinter beneath the weight of my inexorable fury!
I shall consume this hopeless and derelict planet and everything--!
Oh.