- [Voiceover] This is an exclusive list detailing
what happens when a trans person uses the bathroom.
They pee.
Wash their hands.
Dry their hands and clean up the water around the sink.
Shoot the paper towel in the trash like a basketball.
Take a bathroom selfie.
Check for food in their teeth.
Touch up their makeup.
Dance to the catchy song that's playing.
Pick out a wedgie in privacy.
Blow their nose.
Check themselves out.
Check for boogers.
And then they just leave.
- Brian, it's not you, it's me.
Who am I kidding?
It's you.