- I think novelty gets a little too much positive press.
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♫ Oh
- Very excited, I was not often allowed
to eat Pop-Tarts as a child.
- I used to eat Pop-Tarts every single morning
before going to school.
- Sometimes with soda-flavored items,
like they try to get that like fizz aspect
into the flavor, you know?
- And it never works. - Yeah.
- 'Cause you can't mimic carbonation.
(whoosh)
- They did a rally lackluster job on their swirl right here.
- It's too cursive-eese.
- Is it a Crush Pop-Tart?
- These look like eyes.
- Well should we give it a little sniff?
(sniffing)
It smells like cardboard. (laughter)
- Oh no...
- Oh!
Orange soda.
You don't like it?
- No one has ever asked for hot orange, like ever.
- Orange Pop Rocks in here, imagine that?
- Also they've got synergy there, Pop-Tart, Pop Rocks.
Pop Rock Tarts.
- Look at that color, that's unnatural.
- Aww. - It's pretty accurate,
I have to say they did really good.
- It tastes medicinal.
- (mumbled) give them to me. (laughter)
(whooshing)
- I immediately like it because it reminds me of a smore.
- Mmmm.
Oh my god you know what this must be?
- [Both] Root beer!
- If you just imagine a root beet float though,
without any moisture.
That's what you're about to experience.
- Oh man you really sold that one.
- Yeah.
- Well, kind of, well...
- It kind of works better than the orange one.
The root beer's a little bit of a subtle flavor,
you know, a little whimsical action, in the background.
- Whimsical.
- Okay.
On point, exactly the same.
- It really is.
- It just tastes like the sugary part of root beer.
- Check this out.
Oh my god!
- Is it good?
- Oh my, beer and here (laughter)
let me help you with that with that.
- (mumbling) right?
- It compliments it so well.
- Yeah.
- Listen, I think they were all kind of weird.
- All two of them.
- It was enjoyable, but I don't think
I need to ever have it again.
- They're definitely thinking outside the box
and that's respectable.
Maybe they should just, keeping that inside the box, though.
- I would eat the frosting off of the Pop-Tarts.
- How? - You just...
- Oh, you...
- Yeah I mean you look like an idiot,
but damn do you feel ten blesses.
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