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- No offense, but air quality in China is not great.
People are actually buying bottled Canadian air
for big bucks.
LA air is crap too.
We've got a natural-gas leak that won't be fixed for months.
People here love to be organic AF,
so I've come up with an ingenious product for LA citizens:
artisanal air,
fresh, organic, single-sourced.
Take a whiff;
you deserve it.
- Oh, you wanna sit in that chair?
Cool, me too.
Actually I don't like sharing.
Get the (beeping) out of my chair.
(cat meowing)
- It's the new year.
I wanna be eating more vegetables.
I want them to be super-colorful;
so I came to a grilled cheese place
to make the most colorful grilled cheese sandwich
I could ever make.
- [Man] We'll start with red peppers.
Ah! Carrot slaw, carrot slaw.
American cheese? - [Lynn] Yeah!
Arugula?
- [Lynn] Root for spice?
- [Eric] Is it possible - [Lynn] Do you...
In the world of food? But you have blue cheese.
What we do is we make a blue-cheese spread.
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(sizzling)
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- [Lynn] What just happened here?
I asked for vegetables.
I got a grilled cheese sandwich.
- That happens around me.
- [Lynn] This is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
So for those of you trying to eat more vegetables in 2016,
I highly recommend doing it in grilled-cheese form.
- [Man] Gavon, was today a good day or bad day?
- Oh!
It was a good day!
- [Man] Why?
- Well first of all, North Korea claims
they tested an H-bomb, but I'm not convinced
it's anything other than a viral promotional stunt
for the next Godzilla movie.
There was a press conference in Oregon
by a Native American tribe
who thought it was pretty rich
that all of these white European dudes in beards
are claiming they are the original owners of the land.
Also there's a big puddle in England
that everybody's freaking out about.
So all in all, a banner day.
- [Man] (laughing)
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