(phone vibrating)
Hey, man!
(alarm going off)
All of the sudden this like, Japanese tap gang walked in. And like, the crowd totally stopped. And they hit the stage.
They were like peeling off their clothes as they were going to the stage, putting on their tap shoes, and then they had a tap dance batt--
They had like a tap dance battle.
So I the Hollywood d-bag, "Look, it's a bike lane!"
And what he does, he pulls out a briefcase-- what looks like a million dollars, I swear. He hands me $40,000 just to fix my bike.
(camera shutter sound)