WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.171 --> 00:00:01.352 - I'm in New York City, 00:00:01.352 --> 00:00:03.072 beautiful New York City! 00:00:03.072 --> 00:00:04.771 And today I'm letting Twitter run my day. 00:00:04.771 --> 00:00:05.604 But first things first, 00:00:05.604 --> 00:00:07.437 I have to get a bagel. 00:00:08.419 --> 00:00:10.163 Come on, post office, 00:00:10.163 --> 00:00:11.394 don't do that. 00:00:11.394 --> 00:00:14.894 (upbeat electronic music) 00:00:16.407 --> 00:00:18.563 New York City, the Big Apple. 00:00:18.563 --> 00:00:20.275 And you know, I've actually been to New York a few times, 00:00:20.275 --> 00:00:22.116 but I don't do a lot of exploring. 00:00:22.116 --> 00:00:23.399 I've always been here for work. 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:25.579 So I'm having Twitter make all my decisions 00:00:25.579 --> 00:00:28.998 and, hopefully, I'll learn more about New York. 00:00:28.998 --> 00:00:30.152 First things first, though, 00:00:30.152 --> 00:00:31.333 where should I get bagels? 00:00:31.333 --> 00:00:33.819 So I asked Twitter where I should get bagels. 00:00:33.819 --> 00:00:35.612 They said Tompkins Bagels. 00:00:35.612 --> 00:00:37.456 So I'm gonna put out four options for bagels, 00:00:37.456 --> 00:00:38.902 I'm gonna let Twitter decide. 00:00:38.902 --> 00:00:40.478 I'll let 'em choose between plain, 00:00:40.478 --> 00:00:42.144 garlic, pumpernipple, 00:00:42.144 --> 00:00:43.471 (laughs) 00:00:43.471 --> 00:00:44.498 pumpernipple, 00:00:44.498 --> 00:00:46.749 pumpernickel, and chocolate chip. 00:00:46.749 --> 00:00:48.516 Tompkins Bagels! 00:00:48.516 --> 00:00:50.227 (ding) Got my bagel, 00:00:50.227 --> 00:00:51.695 although it wasn't a chocolate chip bagel, 00:00:51.695 --> 00:00:52.865 they were out of that, 00:00:52.865 --> 00:00:53.701 so I got a garlic bagel 00:00:53.701 --> 00:00:55.951 and I got scallion and bacon spread. 00:00:55.951 --> 00:00:57.421 I'm keepin' it real. 00:00:57.421 --> 00:00:58.590 Keepin' it real real. 00:00:58.590 --> 00:01:00.878 ♫ Pigeons eating pizza 00:01:00.878 --> 00:01:03.021 ♫ Pigeons eating pizza ♫ 00:01:03.021 --> 00:01:05.183 I saw some pigeons eating pizza this morning. 00:01:05.183 --> 00:01:06.537 - (beep) yeah, man. 00:01:06.537 --> 00:01:07.626 Welcome to New York. 00:01:07.626 --> 00:01:08.885 - They love a good slice. 00:01:08.885 --> 00:01:09.718 Bagel. 00:01:11.467 --> 00:01:13.727 Oh, very garlicky. 00:01:13.727 --> 00:01:15.756 After you get past that first initial shock, 00:01:15.756 --> 00:01:18.016 this is actually very, very good. 00:01:18.016 --> 00:01:20.692 Also it's humid and hot in New York. 00:01:20.692 --> 00:01:22.123 I need some new clothes. 00:01:22.123 --> 00:01:23.396 Okay, so I got my crew with me. 00:01:23.396 --> 00:01:24.596 Are we gonna go out in New York 00:01:24.596 --> 00:01:27.089 and see where we go next, great. 00:01:27.089 --> 00:01:29.875 Yes, elevator from the future! 00:01:29.875 --> 00:01:31.598 - [Voiceover] Seventh floor lobby. 00:01:31.598 --> 00:01:33.050 - So I asked yesterday for a bunch of people 00:01:33.050 --> 00:01:35.564 to just send me a bunch of things to do in New York, 00:01:35.564 --> 00:01:36.500 I tweeted it out. 00:01:36.500 --> 00:01:37.918 Lots of tweets came back. 00:01:37.918 --> 00:01:41.614 Oh, (beep) there's a farmers market going on! 00:01:41.614 --> 00:01:43.278 Those are things. 00:01:43.278 --> 00:01:44.432 Those are things. 00:01:44.432 --> 00:01:47.635 Let's do the polling for five minutes. 00:01:47.635 --> 00:01:51.291 It was very close between flowers, fruit, and bread. 00:01:51.291 --> 00:01:52.995 You want to get some raspberries? 00:01:52.995 --> 00:01:54.166 - [Voiceover] We have to go to class. 00:01:54.166 --> 00:01:55.238 - [Blurred Woman] We have to go to class. 00:01:55.238 --> 00:01:57.088 - Oh, well, I'm getting raspberries. 00:01:57.088 --> 00:01:59.034 You can get raspberries with me. 00:01:59.034 --> 00:01:59.867 Great. 00:01:59.867 --> 00:02:01.000 She's, (stammering) 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:01.833 you're from Egypt? 00:02:01.833 --> 00:02:02.791 - [Voiceover] Yeah! 00:02:02.791 --> 00:02:03.926 - Yo, I met you on! - [Voiceover] Hi! 00:02:03.926 --> 00:02:04.942 - [Keith] She tweeted at me earlier. 00:02:04.942 --> 00:02:06.434 She's vacationing from Egypt. 00:02:06.434 --> 00:02:07.267 - I am. 00:02:07.267 --> 00:02:08.171 We don't have raspberries in Egypt, 00:02:08.171 --> 00:02:09.486 we only have the frozen ones. 00:02:09.486 --> 00:02:10.319 - [Keith] Oh, really? 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:11.843 Have you had fresh raspberries? 00:02:11.843 --> 00:02:12.676 - [Woman] No. 00:02:12.676 --> 00:02:13.539 - [Keith] You've never had fresh raspberries? 00:02:13.539 --> 00:02:14.658 - [Woman] I've never had fresh raspberries, 00:02:14.658 --> 00:02:15.779 only the frozen ones. - [Keith] Are you kidding? 00:02:15.779 --> 00:02:16.612 Oh my gosh, this is, 00:02:16.612 --> 00:02:17.445 oh my goodness. 00:02:17.445 --> 00:02:18.278 - [Woman] Are these raspberries? 00:02:18.278 --> 00:02:19.311 - Raspberries. - [Woman] They're raspberries. 00:02:19.311 --> 00:02:20.524 - [Keith] Bam. 00:02:20.524 --> 00:02:21.825 We also bought some edible flowers 00:02:21.825 --> 00:02:23.700 because those seem fun. 00:02:23.700 --> 00:02:25.170 First, so we're gonna try raspberries 00:02:25.170 --> 00:02:26.082 then edible flowers. 00:02:26.082 --> 00:02:27.182 But let's just do this. 00:02:27.182 --> 00:02:28.228 Grab a raspberry. 00:02:28.228 --> 00:02:29.698 So as you can hear, at this point in the video, 00:02:29.698 --> 00:02:30.581 we don't have good sound. 00:02:30.581 --> 00:02:31.414 I don't know what happened. 00:02:31.414 --> 00:02:32.611 I'm editing it right now. 00:02:32.611 --> 00:02:35.318 Anyhow, she tries a raspberry. 00:02:35.318 --> 00:02:37.187 She loves them, obviously, they're great. 00:02:37.187 --> 00:02:38.461 I love them too. 00:02:38.461 --> 00:02:42.628 She talks about how they remind her of her dad and a tree. 00:02:44.604 --> 00:02:45.526 - It's a very cute story 00:02:45.526 --> 00:02:47.658 that I unfortunately don't have the sound for. 00:02:47.658 --> 00:02:49.590 And then we stuff a bunch of flowers in our mouths 00:02:49.590 --> 00:02:51.396 and I gag on them. (gagging) 00:02:51.396 --> 00:02:52.229 Alright, moving on. 00:02:52.229 --> 00:02:53.066 And so now we're gonna go buy clothes. 00:02:53.066 --> 00:02:55.395 We're going to a place called Scotch and Stone? 00:02:55.395 --> 00:02:56.745 - [Voiceover] Scotch and Soda. 00:02:56.745 --> 00:02:57.578 - Close enough! 00:02:57.578 --> 00:02:58.911 Scotch and Soda. 00:03:00.258 --> 00:03:02.139 I'm taking off my clothes. 00:03:02.139 --> 00:03:03.014 Okay, so I'm in the changing room 00:03:03.014 --> 00:03:04.495 and I tried on two outfits. 00:03:04.495 --> 00:03:06.486 So I'm gonna tweet out pictures of those, 00:03:06.486 --> 00:03:07.688 see what people vote on, 00:03:07.688 --> 00:03:10.039 see which outfit they want me to buy. 00:03:10.039 --> 00:03:10.964 I also have to make sure 00:03:10.964 --> 00:03:12.169 that they have these shirts in large 00:03:12.169 --> 00:03:13.164 'cause i tried on mediums 00:03:13.164 --> 00:03:15.179 and I ain't a medium here, 00:03:15.179 --> 00:03:16.136 know what I'm saying? 00:03:16.136 --> 00:03:18.469 (pop music) 00:03:20.868 --> 00:03:21.701 So I just got my outfit. 00:03:21.701 --> 00:03:23.013 I look so fine. 00:03:23.013 --> 00:03:25.291 I only showed you my crotch. 00:03:25.291 --> 00:03:26.865 I look so fine. 00:03:26.865 --> 00:03:28.269 And now we're gonna pick out food, 00:03:28.269 --> 00:03:30.807 so we asked the internet if we should get pizza, 00:03:30.807 --> 00:03:32.592 street meat, or a hot sub sandwich. 00:03:32.592 --> 00:03:33.802 We're gonna let them vote for five minutes 00:03:33.802 --> 00:03:34.791 and then we're gonna go eat. 00:03:34.791 --> 00:03:35.624 That's how it go. 00:03:35.624 --> 00:03:36.571 ♫ She 'on't freak with it 00:03:36.571 --> 00:03:37.725 ♫ On fleek with it 00:03:37.725 --> 00:03:39.053 ♫ If she bad, I'ma smash 00:03:39.053 --> 00:03:40.185 ♫ She a freak with it ♫ 00:03:40.185 --> 00:03:42.579 - We're going down the train 00:03:42.579 --> 00:03:43.979 to get to a pizza place. 00:03:43.979 --> 00:03:47.809 Huge smiles all around the whole train. 00:03:47.809 --> 00:03:49.057 - Oh, yeah, nobody's smiling, huh? 00:03:49.057 --> 00:03:50.426 Must have been an illusion. 00:03:50.426 --> 00:03:52.139 This place is darling. 00:03:52.139 --> 00:03:54.132 What are we in? 00:03:54.132 --> 00:03:55.141 - Wow. 00:03:55.141 --> 00:03:56.915 He's got a nice place. 00:03:56.915 --> 00:03:58.582 Look at all those bongs! 00:03:58.582 --> 00:04:01.415 (leisurely music) 00:04:03.653 --> 00:04:05.395 (ding) 00:04:05.395 --> 00:04:07.817 Okay, can we get four slices of cheese? 00:04:07.817 --> 00:04:09.294 Look at that pizza. 00:04:09.294 --> 00:04:10.667 Oh my gosh. 00:04:10.667 --> 00:04:14.415 Oh my god, it's all on top of itself. 00:04:14.415 --> 00:04:15.559 So we just finished having pizza, 00:04:15.559 --> 00:04:16.845 I had two slices of cheese, 00:04:16.845 --> 00:04:18.016 and now we're actually taking a break 00:04:18.016 --> 00:04:19.019 from the Twitter adventure. 00:04:19.019 --> 00:04:20.262 I gotta go to Central Park 00:04:20.262 --> 00:04:21.572 and sit with a cup of money 00:04:21.572 --> 00:04:24.886 so somebody on Facebook Live can win $200. 00:04:24.886 --> 00:04:25.746 Pretty good. 00:04:25.746 --> 00:04:26.579 Pretty good. 00:04:26.579 --> 00:04:30.079 Welcome, everybody, again to Cup of Money! 00:04:31.835 --> 00:04:34.497 I tried to be on a boat. 00:04:34.497 --> 00:04:36.641 There wasn't enough internet on the boat. 00:04:36.641 --> 00:04:37.655 Not enough internet on the boat, 00:04:37.655 --> 00:04:39.981 so I just decided I would come up here. 00:04:39.981 --> 00:04:44.148 And this is I'm stationed with my water bottle of money. 00:04:46.453 --> 00:04:47.778 What do you gotta say? 00:04:47.778 --> 00:04:48.777 What do you say? 00:04:48.777 --> 00:04:49.820 - I have to get back to work! 00:04:49.820 --> 00:04:50.872 - [Keith] What do you say? 00:04:50.872 --> 00:04:52.788 You say a thing. 00:04:52.788 --> 00:04:53.621 - Gimme the money? 00:04:53.621 --> 00:04:55.108 - [Keith] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 00:04:55.108 --> 00:04:56.795 no, no, no, no, no! 00:04:56.795 --> 00:04:57.955 - Gimme dat coffee, boy! 00:04:57.955 --> 00:04:59.038 - [Keith] There it is! 00:04:59.038 --> 00:05:00.075 There it is! 00:05:00.075 --> 00:05:00.908 There it is! 00:05:00.908 --> 00:05:01.814 You've done it, Eleanor! 00:05:01.814 --> 00:05:02.743 You've done it! 00:05:02.743 --> 00:05:03.842 You've done it! 00:05:03.842 --> 00:05:05.524 Here are your $200. 00:05:05.524 --> 00:05:06.461 - Oh my god. 00:05:06.461 --> 00:05:09.961 - We'll see you next time on Cup of Money! 00:05:12.521 --> 00:05:13.729 So we're leaving Central Park. 00:05:13.729 --> 00:05:14.691 We had a good time with Cup of Money. 00:05:14.691 --> 00:05:15.808 It took a little bit longer than expected, 00:05:15.808 --> 00:05:17.587 so I'm going back to Union Stair. 00:05:17.587 --> 00:05:19.708 So I'm going back to, for (beep). 00:05:19.708 --> 00:05:21.380 I'm just tired, I'm just tired, you know? 00:05:21.380 --> 00:05:22.213 I'm just tired. 00:05:22.213 --> 00:05:23.046 I'm having a hard time. 00:05:23.046 --> 00:05:25.298 Pretty New York City, pretty building. 00:05:25.298 --> 00:05:26.286 Pretty this. 00:05:26.286 --> 00:05:27.366 Pretty, oh, police car. 00:05:27.366 --> 00:05:28.550 Alright, we're back in Union Square. 00:05:28.550 --> 00:05:30.678 I'm gonna go get a hot dog per someone's suggestion 00:05:30.678 --> 00:05:33.025 and then someone else suggested I ask people about sausage. 00:05:33.025 --> 00:05:34.307 Those seem to work hand in hand. 00:05:34.307 --> 00:05:35.140 Let's do it. 00:05:35.140 --> 00:05:36.130 Can I get one hot dog? 00:05:36.130 --> 00:05:37.625 - [Voiceover] Ketchup, mustard? 00:05:37.625 --> 00:05:38.726 - [Keith] Just mustard, please. 00:05:38.726 --> 00:05:40.458 How do you like these sausages, good? 00:05:40.458 --> 00:05:42.041 - [Voiceover] Good. 00:05:42.888 --> 00:05:43.846 - [Keith] Agreed. 00:05:43.846 --> 00:05:46.179 (pop music) 00:05:49.211 --> 00:05:51.312 Back in the space elevator. 00:05:51.312 --> 00:05:52.969 Back in the space elevator. 00:05:52.969 --> 00:05:54.443 I meant to turn the camera on myself, 00:05:54.443 --> 00:05:56.557 but I'm just filming the door. 00:05:56.557 --> 00:05:59.757 How was your day? (group cheering) 00:05:59.757 --> 00:06:00.631 - We're back! 00:06:00.631 --> 00:06:01.565 - The final question is 00:06:01.565 --> 00:06:04.793 am I gonna go see Book of Mormon with Eugene and Ned 00:06:04.793 --> 00:06:06.842 or should I go see Hamilton with Zach? 00:06:06.842 --> 00:06:07.750 You guys gotta vote. 00:06:07.750 --> 00:06:08.583 Okay, bye. 00:06:08.583 --> 00:06:10.349 (drum roll) Winner is-- 00:06:10.349 --> 00:06:11.182 - Not Zach! 00:06:11.182 --> 00:06:12.746 - Actually, yeah, you know, 00:06:12.746 --> 00:06:14.172 Hamilton won, but I can't afford that, 00:06:14.172 --> 00:06:15.043 so we're at Book of Mormon. 00:06:15.043 --> 00:06:16.645 Sorry, guys, we're at Book of Mormon. 00:06:16.645 --> 00:06:17.478 See you later. 00:06:17.478 --> 00:06:19.811 (pop music) 00:06:22.647 --> 00:06:24.388 - [Voiceover] Suck it, Keith. - [Voiceover] Suck it, Keith. 00:06:24.388 --> 00:06:25.891 - [Voiceover] Suck it, Keith. - Suck it, Keith. 00:06:25.891 --> 00:06:26.777 - [Voiceover] Suck it.