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- [Stevo] It's the perfect day.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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It's the perfect day to just go outside,

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and do stuff with your friends.

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Or friend.

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Your human friend, your animal friend,

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doesn't really matter.

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Does it?

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My friend Shabby,

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is an African Sulcata tortoise,

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but she's from Southern California,

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which is funny.

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Sometimes if one of us is feeling blue,

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we'll just go to the park,

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and we'll hang.

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We decided to try yoga for the first time.

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So we found some mats, and
we got our downward dog on.

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Or, at least tried to.

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I mean tried to,

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so I don't think Shabby
was feeling it too much.

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After working up an appetite,

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I got us a croissant from the cafe.

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I wasn't too into it though,

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and I don't think Shabby was either.

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So we went ahead,

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and we just fed it to
one of the local ducks.

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Between you and me,

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I think Shabby has
something against ducks,

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but I think they're fine,

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so whatever.

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Sometimes in friendship,

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there's these differences

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that you discover about each other.

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They could seem a little
bit irreconcilable.

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At one point,

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Shabby's lack of interest

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in some of the things we were doing,

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just got me so heated,

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that I just split,

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and went and chilled with
some of the birds at the park.

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Or I tried to.

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But none of them seemed to wanna
build a friendship with me.

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That's cool.

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That's totally fine.

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Luckily true friends take you back.

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Even after you've thrown a fit.

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And it's a good thing,

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because when you've had the perfect day,

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you know there can be no catch.

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There's only love,

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and that's more than enough,

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I get that I'm not cut out for everyone,

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which is probably why my
only friend is a tortoise.

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Who can't hear me. (laughing)