WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.233 --> 00:00:02.079 - Black Friday, 00:00:02.079 --> 00:00:04.413 the official kick off to the holiday shopping season, 00:00:04.413 --> 00:00:06.735 and no other town does it quite as good as this one. 00:00:06.735 --> 00:00:08.041 Now let's get out there 00:00:08.041 --> 00:00:11.244 and grab the best deal! 00:00:12.494 --> 00:00:13.688 - We really need a new TV. 00:00:13.688 --> 00:00:16.625 Look, they have the new 75-inch Tegu ultra-smart LED TV 00:00:16.625 --> 00:00:18.007 for 75% off. 00:00:18.007 --> 00:00:19.179 - Oh, yeah! 00:00:19.179 --> 00:00:20.409 If you're one of the first ten shoppers 00:00:20.409 --> 00:00:21.861 in the store on Black Friday, 00:00:21.861 --> 00:00:23.206 and that's never gonna happen. 00:00:23.206 --> 00:00:24.449 - Well why not? 00:00:24.449 --> 00:00:26.864 We have just as much of a shot as anybody else. 00:00:26.864 --> 00:00:29.465 - I'm the number one shopper in America three years running. 00:00:29.465 --> 00:00:30.962 I'm gonna buy all ten of those TVs, 00:00:30.962 --> 00:00:31.965 and I'm gonna sell them on ebay. 00:00:31.965 --> 00:00:32.987 - That's not fair! 00:00:32.987 --> 00:00:34.229 - Don't be a hero, Justin. 00:00:34.229 --> 00:00:36.166 Just give up. 00:00:36.166 --> 00:00:39.441 (maudlin piano music) 00:00:39.441 --> 00:00:40.996 - Ever since I was a little boy, 00:00:40.996 --> 00:00:42.281 I knew I was good at one thing. 00:00:43.318 --> 00:00:44.434 Getting things on sale. 00:00:44.434 --> 00:00:46.954 - Look, I know your dad died trying to get a discman 00:00:46.954 --> 00:00:48.915 for 65% off in '94. 00:00:48.915 --> 00:00:50.088 - And was it worth it? 00:00:50.088 --> 00:00:50.854 Was it? 00:00:50.854 --> 00:00:52.874 - You are not your father! 00:00:52.874 --> 00:00:53.874 I think it's time for you 00:00:53.874 --> 00:00:56.152 to finally come out of the shadows! 00:00:56.152 --> 00:00:57.303 (sighing) 00:00:57.303 --> 00:00:58.916 - [Justin] This is what I have to do. 00:00:58.916 --> 00:01:00.113 - You're Oz Meredith. 00:01:00.113 --> 00:01:03.548 You got the BluRay player for 97% off back in 2012. 00:01:03.548 --> 00:01:05.615 - That was a long time ago. 00:01:05.615 --> 00:01:07.391 I shop online now. 00:01:07.391 --> 00:01:08.413 - We need you. 00:01:08.413 --> 00:01:09.469 I need you. 00:01:10.576 --> 00:01:12.075 - We start tomorrow. 00:01:12.075 --> 00:01:15.365 (dramatic orchestrated pop) 00:01:15.365 --> 00:01:17.291 You need to be in tip-top shape! 00:01:17.291 --> 00:01:19.242 Come on, you turkeys! 00:01:19.242 --> 00:01:20.820 This ain't Cyber Monday! 00:01:20.820 --> 00:01:23.766 (aggressive, urban hip hop) 00:01:23.766 --> 00:01:25.785 This is the main show! 00:01:25.785 --> 00:01:29.104 You need to carry the box together! 00:01:30.724 --> 00:01:32.073 How bad can you want it? 00:01:32.073 --> 00:01:33.107 (heaving) 00:01:33.107 --> 00:01:35.173 Maybe you just ought to try Craig's List. 00:01:35.173 --> 00:01:36.672 Get me a light bulb. 00:01:36.672 --> 00:01:37.971 Now VHS. 00:01:37.971 --> 00:01:39.527 No! Again! 00:01:39.527 --> 00:01:40.885 Now you're cookin'! 00:01:40.885 --> 00:01:42.151 It's about finesse. 00:01:42.151 --> 00:01:45.089 You trample the mannequin, you trample the shopper. 00:01:45.089 --> 00:01:47.526 And we don't trample people. 00:01:47.526 --> 00:01:49.272 You don't need to elbow. 00:01:49.272 --> 00:01:51.071 Focus. Breathe. 00:01:51.071 --> 00:01:53.147 (screaming) And be great together! 00:01:53.147 --> 00:01:54.198 - Zack, where are you going? 00:01:54.198 --> 00:01:55.349 Mom wants to know if you're coming home 00:01:55.349 --> 00:01:56.881 for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. 00:01:56.881 --> 00:01:58.807 - I've got bigger plans. 00:01:58.807 --> 00:01:59.620 - What? 00:02:00.345 --> 00:02:01.344 (grunting) 00:02:01.344 --> 00:02:02.807 - Ryan, what happened to you? 00:02:02.807 --> 00:02:03.557 - Life. 00:02:04.431 --> 00:02:05.629 Life happened to me. 00:02:05.629 --> 00:02:08.090 You were never built for the really big sales, Justin. 00:02:08.090 --> 00:02:09.948 All dreams and no fight. 00:02:09.948 --> 00:02:11.485 - I miss you, Justin. 00:02:11.485 --> 00:02:13.695 - [Ryan] This is Black Friday. 00:02:13.695 --> 00:02:15.216 - When you were born, I promised your father 00:02:15.216 --> 00:02:17.352 that if anything ever happened to him... 00:02:17.352 --> 00:02:18.211 Do you get it? 00:02:18.211 --> 00:02:19.188 I'd take care of you. 00:02:19.188 --> 00:02:23.761 (mournful, spiritual music) 00:02:23.761 --> 00:02:24.981 - [Justin] Oz. - [Other guy] Oz? 00:02:24.981 --> 00:02:26.180 - Oz, wake up, Oz. 00:02:26.180 --> 00:02:28.133 That's it. I'm done. 00:02:28.133 --> 00:02:29.736 - It's not over, Oz would have wanted us... 00:02:29.736 --> 00:02:31.233 - Oz is dead! 00:02:31.233 --> 00:02:32.591 And I can't do this alone! 00:02:34.211 --> 00:02:35.453 - You're not alone. 00:02:35.453 --> 00:02:37.170 - Come. Join me. 00:02:37.170 --> 00:02:38.437 - I would rather play Call of Duty 00:02:38.437 --> 00:02:40.920 on a 32-inch standard definition television 00:02:40.920 --> 00:02:42.477 with several broken pixels. 00:02:42.477 --> 00:02:47.301 (reverent music) 00:02:56.911 --> 00:02:59.732 - [Oz] You've had it in you all along, kid. 00:02:59.732 --> 00:03:01.218 Your dad would be proud. 00:03:02.430 --> 00:03:04.855 This is about teamwork. 00:03:04.855 --> 00:03:07.481 This is about the man beside you. 00:03:07.481 --> 00:03:10.373 You will never be better than when you are busting doors 00:03:10.373 --> 00:03:12.079 with your brother. 00:03:12.079 --> 00:03:13.261 Remember that. 00:03:14.795 --> 00:03:17.108 Find somebody you can trust. 00:03:17.108 --> 00:03:18.606 You can't put a price on that. 00:03:19.714 --> 00:03:21.067 Can't discount that. 00:03:22.709 --> 00:03:25.421 There's no coupon for friendship, son. 00:03:26.331 --> 00:03:27.869 That's not for sale. 00:03:30.510 --> 00:03:33.238 So get in there and pick what's yours. 00:03:33.238 --> 00:03:34.608 Greatness, 00:03:34.608 --> 00:03:35.892 friendship... 00:03:36.675 --> 00:03:39.600 And the 75-inch Tegu Ultra TV. 00:03:42.274 --> 00:03:43.472 ♫ Witness what you got 00:03:43.472 --> 00:03:44.749 ♫ And it's what it is 00:03:44.749 --> 00:03:45.955 ♫ This is how we ride 00:03:45.955 --> 00:03:47.268 ♫ This is how we live 00:03:47.268 --> 00:03:50.058 ♫ Yeah, that's what it takes to be the best, man 00:03:50.058 --> 00:03:51.777 - It's here! It's here. 00:03:51.777 --> 00:03:54.296 - [All] It's here! 00:03:54.296 --> 00:03:55.457 - It's here. 00:03:55.457 --> 00:03:56.154 - Get it. 00:03:56.154 --> 00:03:57.036 - Get it! - Get it! 00:03:57.036 --> 00:03:58.650 - There. 00:03:58.650 --> 00:04:00.031 - I think they got it. Get it! 00:04:00.031 --> 00:04:01.436 - Yeah, you get it. 00:04:01.436 --> 00:04:02.940 - It's here.