- Santa, I can definitely tell you're not a cheap guy
at the mall saying, "Sit on my lap.
What do you want for Christmas?" This beard sticks on.
- Yeah.
("Santas Anthem")
- I'm Jewish.
- We celebrate Hanukkah.
- I like lighting the candles,
like those people did in the desert.
- I like to spin the dreidel.
- I like potatoes latkes a lot.
- Hanukkah's about being with your family,
but I'm a little dirty, I like the presents myself.
- Santa doesn't come to my house because I'm Jewish.
And also, I don't believe in Santa Claus.
- On Christmas Eve, he goes into your house
and gives you presents through the chimney.
- And Santa has reindeers.
- He has a list of nice and naughty.
- And the thing I don't believe is he lives forever.
Now that's what kind of puts me on the fence there.
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- I never met Santa before.
Yeah.
- Ho, ho ho!
(Santa laughing)
Oh my goodness. It's me Santa Claus.
I'm so glad to see you.
- Is his beard real?
- Can I sit there? Here, let me help you out.
(Santa laughing)
- Umm.
- Do you hang out with Hairy Hanukkah?
- I love back scratchers, by the way.
(Santa laughing)
- So the dreidel came as you spin the dreidel
with your friend, probably you need two people.
- But then I turn smaller when I go down in the chimneys.
And then pop back out into normal size.
- No. I'm sure.
(Santa laughing)
- You probably land on something like a Hebrew leather,
and whatever it says, you do.
- I have to go swoosh, poop. And here I am again.
(Santa laughing)
- It's some strange stories for sure.
(Santa laughing)
- No.
- It's not about presents. You need to be you and live life.
If it means no presents and being with your family,
sometimes you gonna live with it.
- And I feel exactly the same way.
- Santa, I wanna give you a cookie.
- Oh well, thank you, sweetie. I appreciate that.
("Santas Anthem")
You wanna take a little bite off the other end?
- No.
(Santa laughing)
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- #imetSanta
(Santa laughing)
- Santa, I'm Jewish but I love you.
- Thank you, sweetie. I love you, too.