- Ha, this is the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
- How to make candidates more likable, ugh.
- Maybe they could dress up as, like,
Disney characters.
They could do a few debates as Disney princesses.
- Be chill, stop caring about being the president.
That's how you become president.
- Oh hey, girl!
It's Hillary Clinton.
- Nobody's been elected president without eyeballs.
- Don't look at me like that, Hillary.
- Oh, I think people think she's a little fierce,
so what if we put a kitty?
- I back this candidate.
- Is that Richard Nixon?
- Who even is this?
- Chris Christie, right? Yeah!
- He yells at people a lot.
These will make Chris Christie more cuddly.
- Everybody's got scandal, I'm gonna wear it,
I'm gonna own this bridge thing.
- Oh, I wish I had a Santa hat.
Because, like, if Chris Christie gave people toys,
I think that would help a lot.
So here is my revamped Chris Christie.
- Well, well, well, who do we have here?
- Pimp. (laughs)
- Oh, God, no!
- Oh, Jesus!
- This candidate is Donald Trump.
- So let's hide that hair, that'll make you more likable.
Let's put some glue under here, too,
just like your normal hair every day.
- So, Donald Trump needs some perspective in life.
I wanted him to be in someone else's skin.
Granted, no one has this skin,
but now he does, and now he's different,
he's an other, and he has to deal with it.
- Who is the messed-up kid
who put eyeballs on everyone?
It's terrifying, who did that?
I'm gonna find you.
- I think if I were to give actual advice to them,
I would say just be more honest.
- You should be sincere, you should be
passionate about what you believe in.
- Kanye 2020, right?