- Oh, we're having fun
we're doing the thing, - [Woman] Right?
- [Man] Oh, slip, oh and,
(glass breaking)
That's why, you see?
This is why you don't have shower sex!
- Shower sex. Sexy, sure.
Yeah, that is some sexy sex.
But yo, danger.
Who are you that you need that kind of risk in your life?
Shower sex. It's debatable.
(stoic music)
- I'm for shower sex because I'm a man of reason.
- Fuck all you want.
Just don't do it in the shower.
- If you're into adventure and you're not lazy,
then you should have sex in the shower.
- I say "no" to shower sex.
- Grow up and fuck in the shower.
- The shower is for cleanin', not for fuckin'.
- You're gonna die.
(dramatic music)
- When you're in a relationship, you wanna switch it up.
You can't just have sex in the missionary position
every single day. - [Woman] Of course not.
- [Man] It gets boring as hell - [Woman] Of course.
- Sheets are not in the way,
you have unfettered access to all of the body.
- Any human body covered in water is gorgeous.
Like, fucking gorgeous.
You can't really compare that to anything.
- Having sex in the shower is great.
Not only do you get clean--
- But you get real dirty.
- Everything sounds better in the bathroom.
It's great acoustics.
Gutteral sounds?
Now they sound like choirs of angels.
(grunting)
- Ah, the sound of an angel.
- Intimacy, you're in there, it's steamy,
water on each other, you're just, oh.
- That's another thing, having sex in the shower,
you're clean and you don't have to worry
about sex mess. - [Man] What mess, Yessica?
- [Yessica] Period sex, butt sex,
whatever type of sex you wanna have in the shower,
you can make sure it's clean.
That's something that a lot of people are worried about.
- I'm not saying cold shower,
you could take a lukewarm shower,
the passion will warm up the water.
(laughing)
- This is another situation.
If you live with your parents,
you don't wanna know what your parents did in there
or what they got in there.
Live with your roommates? - [Woman] I can agree.
- [Man] You really don't wanna know what's in there.
- I take showers to have my alone time
and that's where I have my best thoughts, you know?
I want that shower to be my time.
- Shower sex is dangerous, y'all,
- Ooh!
- [Man] No, no, not in a sexy, fun way!
In a you-could-slip-and-crack-your-fucking-head-open way.
- Water is the worst lubricant of all time.
And then what's the second thing,
to be able to just put soap on the dick
and that, my friends, is a call for yeast infections.
- Bodily fluids plus water changes how those fluids work.
They don't work.
The more water you have, the less slippery it becomes,
the more friction.
- The last thing I wanna do is put an activity
that's gonna take between two minutes and two hours.
- If I'm gonna use the water to my advantage,
I also have to accept that it's to my disadvantage
and that water plus sweet old natural lubrication is bad,
it doesn't work.
- I'm not saying you're having sex in the shower every day,
like every time the water comes on it's Bone Town 2016,
it's not.
- Everyone be sure to check out Ryan's first mixtape,
- [both] BONETOWN 2016. (laughing)
- Most showers, for young people,
are barely built for one person.
- No, you share.
It's the same thing with the god damn Titanic.
Two people can go on there.
- You can do a Captain Morgan on like, the soap holder.
- Brilliant. Great idea.
Put your foot on the soap.
- It's like wet Twister.
You figure it out, that's part of sex as well.
- Okay, I'll be the girl you be the guy, show me.
What is the position, Yessica?
What is a good shower sex position?
- You know, you just go and just, you know, you're fine.
- Have you had sex in the shower?
- I have attempted it.
It didn't work.
- And it's a terrible experience.
I could Yelp the experience and give it one star.
- A condom will break when you fuck with the lubrication.
If you add water to it,
you're adding friction that it doesn't want.
They can only handle so much friction,
especially this trusted strawberry.
- How is this not gonna slip off
when you got water everywhere?
We're talking safe sex people. - [Woman] Oh my Lord.
- It's not that dangerous.
- She's a liar. It's dangerous.
- Okay but now one of us is wet and the other one isn't.
You have the shower on you, it's on your head and your back,
and I'm dry, I'm cold. - [Yessica] I will angle!
(stoic music)
- I didn't feel strongly about it
until I thought it through like, more
and I'm like yeah, no, I don't want that.
- Fuck outside the shower, all right?
Don't fuck in it.
- If you're very vanilla and don't wanna try shower sex,
then you know, just keep having sex in your own bed.
- I think you can have sex in many places
and shower is one of the many places.
- If I could have sex every time I took a shower,
I'm totally happy with that. That would be totally great.
- You would be dirty always.
(rhythmic clapping)
- Oh honey, honey this is nice!
- I think the sound would be much different!