WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:05.554 --> 00:00:07.017 - What you're gonna see behind me 00:00:07.017 --> 00:00:08.712 is a gauntlet of superstitions. 00:00:08.712 --> 00:00:11.393 It doesn't really matter how superstitious I am 00:00:11.393 --> 00:00:14.544 because this is all gonna be enough to ruin my life. 00:00:14.544 --> 00:00:16.675 - The mirror is the one that I'm like, "Oooo." 00:00:16.675 --> 00:00:17.807 - And I know what this is about. 00:00:17.807 --> 00:00:19.385 This means I'm not gonna get married. 00:00:19.385 --> 00:00:21.022 There will never be a ring on this finger. 00:00:21.022 --> 00:00:22.404 - This is so stupid. 00:00:22.404 --> 00:00:24.529 - My cat's probably gonna be dead when I come home. 00:00:24.529 --> 00:00:26.246 My girlfriend's gonna break up with me. 00:00:26.246 --> 00:00:28.012 I'm gonna lose my job, what else can happen? 00:00:31.582 --> 00:00:34.272 It's a very common condiment in the household 00:00:34.272 --> 00:00:37.197 and I'm just gonna pour one out for my homies. 00:00:37.197 --> 00:00:38.335 - You know why this is probably bad luck 00:00:38.335 --> 00:00:39.670 because it's wasteful, that's why. 00:00:39.670 --> 00:00:41.624 - Fuck you salt. There it is. 00:00:41.624 --> 00:00:42.886 - Not gonna throw it over my shoulder 00:00:42.886 --> 00:00:46.275 because that would be the common sense thing to do. 00:00:46.275 --> 00:00:49.190 - [voiceover] No! No, Curly. 00:00:49.190 --> 00:00:49.886 - I don't care. 00:00:49.886 --> 00:00:51.210 You're not the one that's gonna die and lose their hair. 00:00:51.210 --> 00:00:52.474 - So we've got an umbrella. 00:00:52.474 --> 00:00:54.449 - Umbrella is the one that I think I'm least afraid of 00:00:54.449 --> 00:00:56.612 because I don't believe in umbrellas, I believe in Jesus. 00:00:56.612 --> 00:00:57.989 - This one ain't messing me up too bad, 00:00:57.989 --> 00:00:58.965 I'm feeling good about this. 00:00:58.965 --> 00:01:00.920 The salt thing I'm not feeling awesome about though. 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:02.389 I really wanna toss that. 00:01:03.489 --> 00:01:04.633 - Okay. 00:01:08.507 --> 00:01:11.153 I've avoided walking under ladders all my life. 00:01:11.153 --> 00:01:12.385 And there's like a million of them. 00:01:12.385 --> 00:01:13.893 - I don't wanna do this. 00:01:13.893 --> 00:01:18.792 - (laughing) Oh, man. All right. 00:01:18.792 --> 00:01:20.987 - We're just gonna calmly stroll through the ladders. 00:01:20.987 --> 00:01:23.610 - Bye, future. It was nice knowing you. 00:01:23.610 --> 00:01:24.831 - Well, I would have to say that this 00:01:24.831 --> 00:01:27.232 is probably just dangerous overall. 00:01:27.232 --> 00:01:28.892 - Does this mean I'm gonna have eight husbands? 00:01:28.892 --> 00:01:31.005 - Just hanging underneath all these ladders. 00:01:31.005 --> 00:01:32.967 - ♫ I made it. 00:01:36.987 --> 00:01:38.749 - And here we are reflection. 00:01:38.749 --> 00:01:39.828 - What are the goggles for? 00:01:39.828 --> 00:01:41.314 What's gonna protect the rest of me? 00:01:41.314 --> 00:01:43.009 What's gonna protect my spirit and my soul? 00:01:43.009 --> 00:01:44.994 - Going out with my boots on and my shirt off 00:01:44.994 --> 00:01:47.014 like a true redneck, how we're doing this. 00:01:48.744 --> 00:01:49.467 - Why? 00:01:49.467 --> 00:01:51.856 - (laughing) I don't wanna do this. 00:01:51.856 --> 00:01:53.890 - If my life is gonna suck from here on out 00:01:53.890 --> 00:01:55.573 this is my aggression to the thing 00:01:55.573 --> 00:01:56.758 that's gonna fuck up my life. 00:01:56.758 --> 00:02:01.139 - ♫ Oh, sweet lord be with me today. 00:02:02.489 --> 00:02:03.859 - Oh. 00:02:05.489 --> 00:02:07.420 - (screaming) (glass shattering) 00:02:07.420 --> 00:02:11.401 Fuck my life, that was so cool, but I'm so scared. 00:02:11.401 --> 00:02:12.933 Why do I still have these goggles on? 00:02:13.933 --> 00:02:16.927 - Not too shabby, I guess. (glass breaking) 00:02:16.927 --> 00:02:19.778 I just feel like this is just gonna fly on me though. 00:02:19.778 --> 00:02:21.315 (glass shattering) 00:02:21.315 --> 00:02:22.987 Today, the angels and whoever is up there 00:02:22.987 --> 00:02:24.496 is gonna have to be working extra hard. 00:02:24.496 --> 00:02:26.249 We'll see if I'm still alive later on. 00:02:28.969 --> 00:02:30.364 (glass shattering) 00:02:34.104 --> 00:02:35.664 - Oh shit. 00:02:39.547 --> 00:02:40.695 - [voiceover] How was your week? 00:02:40.695 --> 00:02:42.554 - Feel like I had an exceptionally good week. 00:02:42.554 --> 00:02:44.285 - The week went by pretty smoothly. 00:02:44.285 --> 00:02:45.873 - I'm definitely glad about the experience 00:02:45.873 --> 00:02:47.697 because I feel like it helped me take power away 00:02:47.697 --> 00:02:49.345 from those things in a sense. 00:02:49.345 --> 00:02:51.226 - When you think something positive is gonna happen 00:02:51.226 --> 00:02:52.886 you make it happen for yourself. 00:02:52.886 --> 00:02:53.710 - At the end of the day 00:02:53.710 --> 00:02:55.114 it's just the way that you view things. 00:02:55.114 --> 00:02:56.844 If somebody were to tell you that 00:02:56.844 --> 00:02:58.992 if you actually break a mirror that's good luck 00:02:58.992 --> 00:03:01.151 then you're gonna believe that it's gonna be good luck 00:03:01.151 --> 00:03:03.612 and it's gonna change the way that you live your life 00:03:03.612 --> 00:03:04.761 on a daily I think. 00:03:04.761 --> 00:03:06.978 (somber piano) 00:03:14.468 --> 00:03:17.044 - I really think this broke a lot of barriers for me. 00:03:17.044 --> 00:03:20.771 I did everything I could to make my luck awful 00:03:20.771 --> 00:03:23.069 and this week was actually pretty good. 00:03:23.069 --> 00:03:24.752 - Now, if it was mercury retro-grade, 00:03:24.752 --> 00:03:26.470 then that'd be a different story. 00:03:26.470 --> 00:03:28.003 Then, I'd be like, "Fuh." 00:03:28.003 --> 00:03:29.083 I would never break another mirror again 00:03:29.083 --> 00:03:30.699 because maybe bad luck was like, "Oh shit, 00:03:30.699 --> 00:03:32.714 they're filming us. I won't be showing up this round."