- You know what, you told me that we
weren't bringing my family into this! (laughs)
- [Voiceover] Sorry, I know!
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- I like would you rather cause I feel like
you can tell a lot by people's choices.
- I feel like I have to think everything through,
and like make sure I'm making the right decision
as if it's gonna happen in real life.
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- Ahh!
- One pull, you're done.
But jabbing the toothpick and then kicking something?
It's just insult to injury.
- I feel like honestly, my big toe is so sensitive,
if I hit anything with it, like, I go crazy.
- I'm gonna go with the second one,
because it doesn't say how hard
I need to kick my foot against the wall.
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- Are there laws against not having sex with a goat?
- Well, if we're saying that sex is a very loose definition,
then I'll say that I'll have sex with the goat
and no one will know.
- I'd much rather live with people thinking something
about me and me knowing the truth,
than having done something that feels awful.
- Y'all can go ahead and think I had sex with a goat.
But I don't wanna actually have sex,
how would I have this goat sex?
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- Oh, definitely vaginas for ears.
That's an easy one. (laughs)
- That would be inconvenient, vagina ears.
100%, I'd just wear earmuffs all the time.
- I got 10 fingers and I don't want 10 dicks.
- I'm like Edward's Penishands or something like that?
Like I couldn't touch anyone, who would wanna love me?
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- What's life as a potato, really?
- I don't wanna be a potato.
- In a past life, I certainly was already a potato.
So I don't think this question applies to me.
- I would go with eat a potato
and then I would just stop eating potatoes.
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- Oh. (groans)
- No, my parents watch these videos!
- But by process of elimination,
I'm not doing the first one.
So I'm doing the second one. (laughs)
- I feel like that's like a commitment
if I have to watch them every single day of my life?
So um, I'm just gonna be a very passive third wheel
in this threesome.
- I'm not gonna answer, I can't answer that!
- I'll figure it out, but I do not want
to (bleep) my parents, I don't, that's not gonna happen.
- I need a mouthwash question for that question.
- I'd rather just jump off a building
than do any of those things.
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- How do you think of these things?
These questions are crazy.
But very good.
- It's okay, but it's not okay.
- The potato thing made me think a lot, you know?
I don't think being a potato would be that bad.
I really don't.
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