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- Morgan!

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- Momma, don't you have maternity clothes.

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- Yeah!

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Great idea!

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- That's why you save that shit girl!

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- Ta-Da!

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- Oh, it's perfect!

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No one will even know.

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- Yeah, genius.

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Fuck pants.

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- Fuck 'em.

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(upbeat music)

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- Can you hand me the hair dryer?

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- Yeah.

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- Thanks.

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- Paper towels too.

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- Don't forget the wipes.

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- Hey, I'm going to go potty.

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Can you grab me a coffee.

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- Go ahead.

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- Thank you!

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- So, can I get two double shot lattes

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and do you guys have c-a-k-e?

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Okay, let me get a piece
of chocolate c-a-k-e.

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- Oh, my God!

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Have you gone to Sequoia Park yet?

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- No, we haven't gone.

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- I heard the AstroTurf is amazing.

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- We heard that they have
filtered water fountains.

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- What!

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- Can we go?

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Let's go Sunday, at like
Happy Hour before nap time.

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- That sounds great.

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- You know you're such a Pinkie Pie.

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- Really?

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Because I've always
kind of identified more

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with Twilight Sparkle and
Rainbow Dash when I'm drunk.

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You've got to try this cake, it's so good.

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- Mmm, no thanks.

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I'm still trying to lose that
ten pounds of baby weight.

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- Dude Josephine is
going to be 18 months old

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and you look great, come on.

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- Okay!

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Okay, okay!

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More, more!

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- This cake is for mommy.

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- What do you think?

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- Yeah, throw it in.

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Oh, don't forget the hanger!