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Language: en

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(playful music)

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- Can you pass me the melk?

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- (laughs) The milk?

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- Yeah.

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- The milk. M-I-L-K.

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- Yeah, that's what I said.

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- No, you said melk.

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- Melk.

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- Milk.

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- Melk.

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- Milk.

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- We're saying the same thing.

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(laughs) - No we're not.

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- Thank you for the melk.

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I'm gonna really enjoy my melk.

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(dramatic music)

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- Pecan.

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- Puh-can.

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- May-o-naise.

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- Manaise.

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- To-mah-to.

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- That's a tomato.

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- It's a to-mah-to.

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- Well then how do you say potato?

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- Potato.

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- Well if you say potato,
then you should say tomato.

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- Potato, to-mah-to.

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- I'll enjoy this to-mah-to.

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- [Recording] Jewelry.

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- Oh. Jew-el-ry.

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- No. He said it jool-ry.

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- No, he said jew-el-ry.

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- [Redhead] Play it again.

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- [Recording] Jewelry.

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- [Redhead] No one says the entire--

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- [Brunette] Jew-el-ry.

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(computer slams shut)

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- I'm done.

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I'm just gonna sit here
and clip my cue-pons.

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- You mean coupons?

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- My cue-pons.

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- [Recording] Cou-pon. Cou-pon.

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- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs.
- [Brunette] Pa-jah-mas.

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- Look. Look at that ah.

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- You're speaking over him.

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Let him say it.

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- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs.
- [Brunette] Pa-jah-mas.

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- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs.
- [Brunette] Pa-jah-mas.

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(electronic music)
- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs.

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- [Recording] Jew-el-ry.

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- [Recording] Pa-jam-ahs.

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- [Recording] Cou-pon.

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- [Brunette] No.

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- [Redhead] No.

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- [Brunette] No.

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- [Redhead] It's not spelled that--

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- [Brunette] Then why
would they put the a.

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- [Redhead] Tomato. Potato. Tomato.

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- [Redhead] To-may-to.
- [Brunette] (screams)

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(frenzied music)

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- What are you guys fighting a-boot?

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- [Both] A-boot?

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- [Redhead] Let's see
what google has to say.

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- [Brunette] Let's see
if there's a cue-pon

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for your bad attitude. How about that.

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- [Redhead] Coupon.

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- [Brunette] Cue-pon.