Two hooves ahead.
I am always,
Two hooves ahead.
This has been the greatest
social experiment of my entire life.
It's alluring...
It's compelling...
It's gripping...
To observe
all these...
UNWELL
disoriented ponies...
...roam the Internet.
In search of stories.
thirsty for a distraction
from time unspent.
SPOILING their minds,
yet simulating them at the same time.
Its brilliant.
And it's
Dangerous.
Ponies consuming
Anything
that they're told to consume.
So I am
The 🅅🄸🄻🄻🄰🄽
Because I've
Made myself one.
and you will continue
to consume
these stories about me
Year,
after year,
after year.
For as long as I tell the internet
That I am the
🅅🄸🄻🄻🄰🄽