WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.760 Hey, everypony, welcome to the moon. 00:00:03.780 --> 00:00:07.100 You're probably wondering how I ended up here. 00:00:07.160 --> 00:00:12.960 Oddly enough it wasn't because I sneezed or got on Celestia's bad side. 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:20.300 So as is pre-established in my second review, whenever I sneeze a random, chaotic spell is cast. 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:25.180 Unfortunately, there is an even more chaotic nature to my magic. 00:00:25.180 --> 00:00:32.500 If I do actually cast a spell, it typically has unintended side effects. 00:00:32.580 --> 00:00:35.860 Case and point, being sent to the moon. 00:00:35.860 --> 00:00:39.903 So I had just made the original opening to this video (slowly fades out) 00:00:39.903 --> 00:00:43.942 (slowly fades in) Even though I gave the previous part a horrible score 00:00:43.953 --> 00:00:46.913 I'm still actually excited for this review. 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:50.400 Because I'm going to try some new special effects. 00:00:50.400 --> 00:00:51.820 This should be fun. 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:54.420 But first, the "Spoiler Alert." 00:00:54.420 --> 00:00:58.783 This is a "spoiler alert." Its purpose is to warn you of the possible spoilers in this video. 00:00:58.783 --> 00:01:02.206 Wether or not you pay attention to this "spoiler alert." These spoilers will happen. 00:01:02.206 --> 00:01:05.942 If you don't like spoilers, do not watch this video. "Spoiler Alert" is now over. 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:11.380 So without further ado, lets continue with the next part of... 00:01:11.380 --> 00:01:16.520 "THE NIGHTMARE RARITY ARC!" 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:23.680 As with the previous part, the Story is by Heather Nufher and the art is by Amy Mebberson. 00:01:23.789 --> 00:01:28.269 So this comic picks right back up where the previous comic left off. 00:01:28.520 --> 00:01:36.080 the re-mane 5, Luna, Celestia, and Spike gather in a field outside of Ponyville to travel... 00:01:36.080 --> 00:01:39.740 "TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" 00:01:39.740 --> 00:01:46.193 So Celestia's well thought out plan for getting them to the moon is by lassoing it and pulling it closer. 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:53.940 "What is it you want Marry? What do you want? You, you want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down." 00:01:54.160 --> 00:02:00.020 Anyways, the re-mane-ing non-pagasi mane six and spike tight rope walk 00:02:00.020 --> 00:02:03.466 While Luna, Rainbow and Futtershy fly along beside them. 00:02:03.580 --> 00:02:11.220 Celestia is staying on the planet to prep Ponyville for the inevitable battle with the nightmare forces. 00:02:11.220 --> 00:02:18.880 Unfortunately, Spike is too over eager to save Rarity and causes the rope to snap. 00:02:18.980 --> 00:02:23.520 Who else saw that coming a mile away? 00:02:23.600 --> 00:02:30.500 Luckily, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight's Magic, and Luna's Magic are there to catch everypony. 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:35.720 Also, I really like the nod to "Secret of My Excess" with Spike's fire Ruby. 00:02:35.720 --> 00:02:42.700 But this entire arc is supposedly taking place before "Luna Eclipsed." 00:02:42.860 --> 00:02:47.700 "Secret of my Excess" came out after "Luna Eclipsed" 00:02:47.780 --> 00:02:54.000 I guess the writer be like "What's continuity? I don't know the definition of that word." 00:02:54.100 --> 00:03:01.060 Does this comic canonize the fan theory that the episodes are not presented in chronological order? 00:03:01.100 --> 00:03:07.240 Or is it just a major oversight by whoever was supposed to revise this comic? 00:03:07.314 --> 00:03:08.414 or whoever wrote it? 00:03:08.740 --> 00:03:12.140 But that's just one slight oversight. 00:03:12.140 --> 00:03:14.380 I'm sure it won't happen again. 00:03:14.580 --> 00:03:20.220 Getting back to the review, everypony is safly guided to the moon's surface. 00:03:20.620 --> 00:03:21.820 Hey, Text. 00:03:22.960 --> 00:03:27.180 Since they're on the moon, maybe we should be too. 00:03:28.900 --> 00:03:31.520 Well. Text, I'm glad you asked. 00:03:31.740 --> 00:03:37.220 Since you had the back wall painted green, it can now function as a green screen! 00:03:41.200 --> 00:03:44.240 Come on, come on. Work magic work... 00:03:47.418 --> 00:03:51.858 Come on, I can do this. I can do this! I CAN DO THIS! COME ON!! 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:54.800 FUCK! 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:56.734 I thought I could do that spell! 00:03:57.220 --> 00:03:59.100 That's it! REVIEW OVER! 00:03:59.100 --> 00:04:02.261 (off to the right) Have to write that green screen part out of the script. 00:04:02.261 --> 00:04:04.294 (off to the right) It was stupid anyways. 00:04:04.294 --> 00:04:06.104 (off to the right) No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, no. 00:04:06.104 --> 00:04:07.500 I'm leaving it in! 00:04:07.534 --> 00:04:10.334 The review was 20% cooler with it in there. 00:04:10.334 --> 00:04:12.164 I just need a little more practice. 00:04:12.164 --> 00:04:15.720 I'll upload my review later than I normally do. 00:04:16.440 --> 00:04:19.800 What do you want, Text! 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:23.920 Oh...crap... 00:04:24.027 --> 00:04:26.427 (fades in) and now you are at the now. 00:04:35.720 --> 00:04:37.200 "What the hell am I looking at?" 00:04:37.200 --> 00:04:38.977 "When does this happen in the movie?" 00:04:38.977 --> 00:04:39.477 "Now!" 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:52.420 (confusing diolgue) 00:04:52.509 --> 00:04:57.229 Well, it looks like I have no choice, but to finish the review from here. 00:04:57.229 --> 00:04:59.434 So they make it safely to the moon. 00:04:59.434 --> 00:05:04.553 And I'll excuse the fact that they can breath on the moon, it is a fantasy setting. 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:05.780 Why not? 00:05:05.780 --> 00:05:11.816 So Luna tells them that the creatures of the moon have been taken over by the nightmare forces. 00:05:11.816 --> 00:05:17.656 Meanwhile, elsewhere on the moon, the Nightmare Forces continue trying to break Rarity 00:05:17.656 --> 00:05:20.153 until she lets them take over her body. 00:05:20.214 --> 00:05:22.694 And unfortunately, they succeed... 00:05:22.900 --> 00:05:30.260 Back with everypony else, they get surrounded by the Nightmare forces and get trapped a a dark cloud. 00:05:30.260 --> 00:05:33.340 Which puts them into an endless nightmare. 00:05:33.340 --> 00:05:38.380 Oddly enough, Luna and Spike are the only ones not effected. 00:05:38.580 --> 00:05:41.660 It is then up to them to save the others. 00:05:42.375 --> 00:05:47.815 First they save Twilight from a dream where she believes she has failed Celestia. 00:05:47.815 --> 00:05:53.173 This is followed by saving Rainbow from a dream where she belies she can't fly. 00:05:53.173 --> 00:06:00.633 They then head into Pinkie's subconscious and save her from a dream where she can not find a joke to make a crowd laugh. 00:06:00.860 --> 00:06:09.500 Next they save Fluttershy where all of her furry creatures are surrounding her claiming that she hurt them. 00:06:09.500 --> 00:06:15.380 And finally they save Applejack from a dream where she has failed Sweet Apple Acres 00:06:15.460 --> 00:06:17.940 and it died because of her poor care 00:06:17.980 --> 00:06:25.620 Wow, deja vu. Those dreams are pretty much just rehashes of their nightmares from the first part. 00:06:25.620 --> 00:06:27.240 How original? 00:06:27.380 --> 00:06:33.000 Now freed from their endless nightmares, it is revealed the they are too late 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:37.800 Rarity is no more, there is only Nightmare Rarity. 00:06:38.280 --> 00:06:42.240 "There is no Dana, only Zuul." 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:43.720 To Be Continued... 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:47.280 Wow, this comic was rather short. 00:06:47.280 --> 00:06:49.900 Apparently, with the 4 part arcs, 00:06:49.900 --> 00:06:52.600 They start out..ehh...ok 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:56.060 but then completely fail to deliver. 00:06:56.060 --> 00:07:02.060 This comic gets a worse score than part 2 of the previous arc. 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:03.740 It gets 2... 00:07:03.740 --> 00:07:04.940 TWO 00:07:04.940 --> 00:07:08.140 Nightmare possessed moon creatures out of 10. 00:07:08.260 --> 00:07:13.240 There was no reason for this to be its own part. 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:16.674 They go to the moon and Rarity becomes Nightmare Rarity. 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:21.160 Only 2 important events that happen in the entire comic! 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:24.911 You wanna know how you can tell there is bad story telling in something? 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:28.460 When it is already a filler part of there story, 00:07:28.460 --> 00:07:34.160 and there are filler events that mean absolutely nothing to the overall plot. 00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:38.028 The tightrope shenanigans and getting trapped in their nightmares again 00:07:38.028 --> 00:07:40.680 ARE UNIMPORTANT EVENTS! 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:42.620 They didn't need to happen. 00:07:42.620 --> 00:07:47.120 The overall story remains the exact same without them. 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:51.340 Clearly Luna was able to telekinetically take them to the moon 00:07:51.340 --> 00:07:53.995 So they could have used that from the beginning. 00:07:53.995 --> 00:07:56.734 And if they're going to do the nightmare thing again 00:07:56.734 --> 00:08:01.414 IT COULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT NIGHTMARES, JUST TO KEEP IT INTERESTING! 00:08:01.740 --> 00:08:09.400 But aside from, I think , Fluttershy's and the events of Rainbow's, they were the same nightmares. 00:08:09.400 --> 00:08:13.400 AGAIN! They already showed those nightmares! 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:17.560 (sigh) Its just crappy story telling at its finest. 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:21.280 But that is just My 2 Bits on this comic. 00:08:21.280 --> 00:08:23.751 Tell me your 2 bits in the comments below. 00:08:23.760 --> 00:08:27.760 Or suggest a possible "spoiler alert" for a future review. 00:08:27.760 --> 00:08:30.514 And also, don't forget to like and subscribe. 00:08:30.520 --> 00:08:33.320 Anyways, I'm Comic Sans 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:38.460 and I will see you next time for the review of "Nightmare Rarity" part 3. 00:08:38.900 --> 00:08:42.140 Now, how in the hell am I going to upload this? 00:08:42.140 --> 00:08:45.520 I don't think there is internet on the moon.