*Suspenseful music*
Narrator: 25 years ago
our planet shook as spaghetti fell from the sky followed by Alfredo sauce,
or so it SEEMED like "Alfredo".
On that very day every living organism had a tremendous
orgasm,
and at that moment while grinning and laying on the floor,
EVERYONE knew
that their King of Lewd has been summoned
to satisfy their unlimited hunger
for smut, pleasure and pasta.
Since that day we are never pent up,
thanks to Wuten and his loyal vocal servants.
*Wuten Cackles*
Dem lewd beats
Dylan: You can run from his noodles and pasta, but you can't hide.
Cloudy: They will always find you drag you by its appendages.
Dylan: Where will they drag you? No-one knows, so do not go into the boonies alone.
Yeah.
Happy Birthday, Wuten
Happy Girthday Wuten. You know...
Thank you for your clopfic readings that sometimes turn me on
and for yourself being yourself.
Your VA friends make your readings juicy and arousing.
You are funny and a great person.
Let this day be filled with joy, boobs and ass just for you.
Keep it up, you are doing great.
Psst!
We need more Emogak and Luna Farrowe for your readings. Their voices are so good *kinky groan*
Hey Wuten!
Keep up the great work on the lewd clopfic readings that you've been putting out
and I wish you:
The king of Lewd and spaghetti
Wuten
a happy,
sexy
Seductivly: Birthday ;)
Happy Birthday spaghetti boy!
Why don't you come to my cottage?
Feed my rabbit hole?
Hey Wuten, it's Iris. I just wanted to say:
Happy Birthday.
Man, thanks for getting me into JoJo.
Thanks for getting me into D&D
and just...thank you for being in my life in general, dude.
Here's for many more to come.
*Pops open a cold one*
*In lewd voice* Wootie tootie fruity.
Happy Birthday
"With lots of hot, steamy, creamy white love"
From: Scarlett
(In Russian) Happy Birthday Wuten.
Hope you have a great Birthday.
Congratulations.
Another trip around the sun and I am looking forward to hanging out with you for many, many more.
Hey Wuten. Just wanted to wish you Happy Birthday
and I hope that your life is going great so far.
I can't wait to see you again next BronyCon
and I am really hoping that you will have a good rest of the year.
We need to talk more, dude.
You need to message me more. I need to message you more.
Someone needs to message someone more.
But, yeah. Happy Birthday.
It's fun getting old, isn't it?
This is NeighratorPony wishing a very happy birthday to a great narrator and a great friend, Wuten.
Happy Birthday ya damn millennial!
Hey, Happy Birthday Wuten you f*cking dumbass.
Ahhhhh...I hate your guts.
Ummmm...I hope you die.
I mean, you are one step closer to your inevitable death.
But for real: I am just happy to have met you was *DYSLEXIA*
Can't even WORD
Had to put you on the spot and record this f*cking message.
I am really glad that I have met you those like 4 or 5 years ago
in our first project.
You are really funny.
You're very interesting to talk to. You are full of memes and I love it.
And I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
I am gonna f*cking punch you in the face though.
You are lucky I am not begging birthday punches you f*cking twig! (WUT DID SHE SAY?)