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Somewhere in Chelyabinks, there is one educational organisation

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where the worst students of Russia study.

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There is a legend, that it was a concentration camp.

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PTU (Polytechnyc University)

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This is a story about one pony who desided to go to this university.

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full of shaves and criminals.

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Damn!

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My Russian Pony: First Day in PTU

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Umo Saka

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Class, we have new student - Umo Saka.

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And yes, he is a pony.

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I am Umo from Odintsovo, I like pancakes and cupcakes.

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And you will cook its for me every morning. But I admit...

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- Hey, what the hell it was?
- Are you kidding us?

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I'll show the power of PTU!

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If you get in my way again, I'll kill you.

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Hey, what are you doing on your first day?

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Hey, motherf***er, I don't let you put down my bro!

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If you stand up before bell rings, I'll kill you, f***!

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Damn, this is the one of the most arrogant bastards!
- Valera, do something!

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Umo Saka

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I don't understand, it means "sandy waterfall"?

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Hey, listen, do you have 120$? I haven't enough to go by bus.

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Hey, do you totally deaf?

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Are door handles installed in your ears? Hey!

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Do you know multiplication table?

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WHAT!

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7 by 1 - 7, 7 by 2 - 14

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Damn, this is...

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7 by 3 - 21, 7 by 4 - 28

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Multiplication table by 7, the most difficult one!

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7 by 5 - 35, what is 7 by 6?

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7 by 6 - 45, no, it's not working, 38, 48.

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Peter, give some fingers!

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I think I sould f*** off this university.

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The end!

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