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VA gladly adored, but there had to be more
Artists take a crack at practice, horse anatomy forms
Pink plushie and a shirt with the drink stains,
Gave these kids the kitchen sink, now they're fisting the sink drain

Autographs and panels, they pretend it's all
Only comic artists have to sit inside the vendor hall
So it's monkey hear no, monkey see no woodie
While every other guy rock an ahegao hoodie

Except for maybe Tara when she's campy
The mention of the dark side has get em getting antsy
Otherwise they're not allowed to comment or they're fancy
Or no one's ever going to believe us, de Lancie

This a trend called Mo Money Mo Lestia
Drive a big celeb outta Equestria
And in the big con meetups all the types are allowed
But getting silenced if you ever hold the mic to your mouth