[WARK]
NNNNGGGG HAVE SEX! DAMMIT!
Uuuh...
Um... What are you doing?
I'm raising Chocobos, what's it look like?
Looks depraved.
Don't you think we should go fight Sephiroth? I hear he's up to that evil stuff.
First: screw you.
Second: it's not!
I'm attempting to raise the mythical Super Golden Chocobo through controlled breeding.
By exploiting family lines I'll breed the offspring together, then harness the power
of the resulting colored Chocobo.
That being the ability to cross any land.
Once I get it I'll be able to collect the last materia summon...
So You're getting freak Chocobos through INBREEDING!?
Well, I would be if...
THEY'D JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY!
Um...
[Frisky Chocobo noises]
Woo-hoo!
Ugh...
So what do you do with the ones that don't work?
Just release 'em out back...