I wrote this song back in 2018 and finally got around to finishing it. I was always amazed by the inspiration that goes between musicians, authors, and artists in this fandom. As such, I wanted to make a nod to a fanfiction I had fun reading with friends.

Bad Ending is based on "Date-Your-Own-Dashie": https://www.fimfiction.net/story/407954/date-your-own-dashie and features the author, Categorical Grant
Drums were written and recorded by Drummershy: https://www.youtube.com/user/DRUMMERSHY
Special thanks to In7ac7 for making the video: https://twitter.com/in7ac7
Cover art by Probablydnon: https://twitter.com/probablydononny

Lyrics:
I’m at my favorite place to go
Today is the Wonderbolts show
And not just any show you see
Cuz I’m a V-I-P
Coming backstage for the greet
The bolts walk out – who should I meet?
A voice rings loud just like a crash
I see it’s Rainbow Dash

Celestia, what do I do?
She said, “Hey, I recognize you”
Let her know she’s looking fine
Today Dash, you’ll be mine

Dang girl, you be lookin’ so sleek, you got
speed that’s, got me on my feet
And even though you’re playin’ hard to get
I’m the kinda guy you just can’t forget
Until we meet again

A few weeks later you shoot a glare
I wave like it’s a big affair
Don’t want to talk, you up and leave
Rainbow Dash wants none of me
BAD ENDING