Is everything good Conscience? Are you filming?
Yeah but couldn't you ask Steve to do it?
He's preparing the shoot, focus.
Yeah OK. Are you sure this will work? Call the princesses from here instead, can't you?
* sigh * remind me the subject of the video?
Twilight?
Yes dumbass, it's not "The Crystal and Lena Case".
Keep calm, just asking...
Okay let's go.
Equestria's Royal Agency, I'm listening.
Hello! Am I calling Twilight Sparkle?
You are indeed with the princess's agent, what can I do for you?
I wanted to know if she was available for filming as soon as possible
in the kingdom of Irisya, it's a bit far but...
What kind of filming? Movie? Interview? A journey of this magnitude for the princess
requires a good reason.
A several minutes diss following her recent behavioral decay.
I don't think it was the right approach. What do we do?
Hmmm, don't worry, I have an idea.
HEY, TELL ME TWILIGHT
WHAT * clap * ARE * clap * YOU * clap * DOING?
Please stop clapping, it saturates the mic.
I CLAP IF I WANT
You can't do shit against me.
Is it just me or Twilight has become really annoying?
No joke, I really have the impression that since season
6 she has become a caricature of herself.
But why do you think that Damario?
You do well to ask me Conscience, it gives me the opportunity to expose several points ...
You can go now, pshht pshht.
Wait, are you sure this video is needed?
You can just go see a therapist.
It's FUNNIER in video!
Now go put on your costume.
* sniff * What did they do to you Twilight?
But why are you so angry against me oh great Damar ... Nah wait I'm not reading this...
I'LL TELL YOU TWILIGHT.
For starter, I had a little question
to ask you ... oh yes.
WHY ARE YOU STUPID?
OLALA PEOPLE SACRIFIED TO ENCLOSE A POWERFUL ENTITY
What if I freed them?
But I thought it was a good idea.
THIS IS THE ISSUE YOU WHOR-
Stop shouting! People will think you're crazy.
Me? Crazy?
The velociraptor hasn't said "sock" yet so for now I don't have AIDS HAHA
*intense scripting reflexion*
- Alcohol - Clap clap clap - AIDS
By the way, you hadn't told me about your clairvoyance powers concerning the events of your country?
What do you mean?
Oh I don't know.
Your surprise appearance which makes no FUCKING sense in episode
11 of season 8 for example.
What did you seriously think?
"Oh what if I'd go in this deserted field OH HEY SPIKE WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE."
Nah but it was for… HMMM What is purple and ends up in
public services after 8 seasons of good and loyal service to royalty?
TWILIGHT because in addition to having the smallest castle of the 4 princesses,
you decided to open a public school to learn 8 years old kids how to load canons.
Ah no wait, it wasn't your idea.
It was Princess Celestia wich in 8 seasons has changed her political program a bit.
Well, I'm talking about Celestia but you have also forgotten your values a bit over time ...
But it's impossible, I've always been guided by friendship and ...
Yes yes...We'll ask Starlight again who forgave the late photographer while
you were grumping in your corner.
And then I would pass a message to Celestia
to whom you didn't dare to tell the truth after 8 seasons alongside Applejack or
to Queen Nova after you tried to steel her pearl for example.
Tell me, you're becoming more and more inconsistent ...
You're right I'm sorry ... Nah but wait, she would never said that ...
EXCUSES DENIED
"I would've prefered go fishing."
Finally I just wanted to talk about
your IQ a little bit, because it's been in perdition for several seasons also.
TAKE YOUR GUESS DUMBASS
No seriously...
Ok! You can stop now. We got the idea.
You don't love Twilight anymore
fine, but I'm tired of being yelled at!
And I can tell that Steve is tired of it too.
Steve is it true?
Meh.
I think you should rather devote your
energy to more positive things.
You're right...
Sorry Conscience, and Steve...
I didn't want to pour out so much hate in this studio, it's just that ...
I loved Twilight and ...
We know, we did too...
But she'll surely never see this video.
Those coming from Irisya's servers rarely arrive as recommendations in Equestria.
And put it in perspective!
Twilight still has a great plot.
It's true.
Thanks Corentin. Fortunately, you're also there sometimes.
Let's not exaggerate things ...
In any case, thank you guys, I will now
devote myself to the positive, I'll leave the last word to Starlight.
YOU'RE USELESS DUDE