♫ We're doing a Mare Fair ♫
♫ It's time to answer all your prayers ♫
♫ Come on everypony here come the mares! ♫
♫ We're doing a Mare Fair ♫
♫ A con just for us ponychads ♫
♫ while choosing to forget ♫
♫ that the fandom is a passing fad. ♫
♫ A Mare Fair! ♫
♫ A big autistic attraction! ♫
♫ Shower please! ♫
♫ Curb that stank, by just a small fraction! ♫
♫ You thought we'd all go fur, ♫
♫ but hell no sir we're pretty sure ♫
♫ our mare fixation has no cure! ♫
♫ Our intentions sure are pure! ♫
♫ Although the show is dead, ♫
♫ we know the ride will never end ♫
♫ we'll just rewatch it all again! ♫
♫ [autistic babbling about mares] ♫
♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫
♫ There's no need to disguise! ♫
♫ We don't care if pony's not a viable franchise! ♫
♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫
♫ How hard can it be? ♫
♫ It can't be any worse than TrotCon '23 ♫
♫ Another Mare Fair! ♫
♫ The fandom wants more! ♫
♫ While we wait for Lauren Faust to do another G4 ♫
♫ You thought we'd all go fur, ♫
♫ but hell no sir we're pretty sure, ♫
♫ our mare fixation has no cure! ♫
♫ Our intentions sure are pure! ♫
♫ Although the credits rolled ♫
♫ we won't leave for another show ♫
♫ we'll just rewatch it all again! ♫
♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫
♫ Pack your bags and come see! ♫
♫ We have horsefamous friends! ♫
♫ And they do it >for free... ♫
♫ Our very own Mare Fair! ♫
♫ I don't mean to be a stickler ♫
♫ But you've claimed this all before, ♫
♫ And OP has yet to deliver... ♫
♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫
♫ We see you're still on the fence. ♫
♫ What we need now are some decent events! ♫
Oh, oh!
How about a panel where we show Shawn Keller
a bunch of old pony animations
and then watch his reaction?
He's not even coming bro!
Oh, oh!
It's a panel about a beautiful minty mare
that steals your oats
and tickles (You) with her wiskers
♫ And I love her so much! ♫
♫ And she's so, so ♫
♫ PRETTY! ♫
Uhhhh, any other ideas?
How about a panel about how Hasbro
is trying to rid itself of the fandom
with how ugly G5 is.
And deliberately killing as much hype as possible
by batch releasing episodes...
Thaaaat's a little too depressing...
Anon, why don't we just invite people
who still care for mares and make content for this fandom?
Yeah whatever, lets do that...
♫ You thought we'd all go fur, ♫
♫ but hell no sir we're pretty sure ♫
♫ our mare fixation has no cure! ♫
♫ Although the show is dead, ♫
♫ we know the ride will never end ♫
♫ we'll just rewatch it all again! ♫
♫ We're doing a Mare Fair! ♫
♫ Because we're all here for mares! ♫
♫ Not just for the fringe, ♫
♫ although it sounds pretty cringe... ♫
♫ Yes, it sounds pretty cringe! ♫
♫ It does sound pretty cringe! ♫
♫ It sounds... ♫
♫ pretty... ♫
♫ CRIIIIIIIIIIIINGE! ♫