Fuck you, /mlp/ con!
If you're dumb enough to go to an online pony convention,
you're a big enough schmuck to come to Mare Fair 2!
High humidity!
Toilets that break down!
Wawa!
If you think you can find real mares at Mare Fair,
you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid pony fucker
you'll pay top sponsor!
Guaranteed!
If you find a better con,
shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right!
Shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your friends!
Bring your plushies!
Bring your waifu!
We'll fuck her!
That's right
We'll fuck your waifu!
Because at Mare Fair 2,
you're cucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike!
To Mare Fair 2!
Home of Challenge Crossdressing!
That's right! Challenge crossdressing!
How does it work?
If you get your guts rearranged in building seven
and keep everyone awake,
you get early vendor hall access!
Don't wait!
Don't delay!
Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!
Only at Mare Fair 2!
The only pony con that knows we're all fucked up!
Hurry up, asshole!
This promotion ends as soon as you buy your badge.
And you better not cancel or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell!
Orlando, Florida:
The hottest
and muggiest
home of the biggest degenerates in all of Equestria!
Guaranteed!