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[Daxflame] One day, class started, and the teacher sat on a homeless man and read Shakespeare.
Then I looked at the back of Kevin's head.
I saw the back of Kevin's head in front of me, and I had nothing else to do,
so I got my cock out,
brought my hand to it,
slowly squeezed my fingers around it,
and played with it for a minute.
He didn't notice.
"What is going on?" The teacher said.
"I was just looking at the back of Kevin's head." I said.
I didn't mention that I played with myself because the whole class was listening.
"Thanks a lot." She whispered, before turning back to the textbook.
Once again, I looked at the back of Kevin's head.
He seemed like he didn't want me to give him a massage,
so I decided I'd give him a massage, and got one squeeze in.
He didn't notice.
But I also thought that he might be playing coy, so I told myself I'd give it one more go.
[Crunch]
He didn't notice.
"What is going on?" The teacher said.
"Something." I said.
"Really, you were doing something. You were supposed to be looking at the back of Kevin's head.
You need to keep looking at the back of Kevin's head, or I'm gonna send you to detention."
"Ooooo~!"
I wasn't in the mood, and found it kind of rude,
so I slapped the back of Kevin's head.
He just looked at me.
I looked at him.
He whispered "UEEEEEEH", looking at me another moment, and then turning back around.
He seemed like he didn't want me to slap the back of his head as I had before.
I don't know why.
So I ferociously slapped the back of Kevin's head again.
[EeEeEeEeEe~]
He twisted around, and I couldn't tell what he was going to do.
And then the teacher sat on the back of Kevin's head and farted.
He didn't notice.
I felt sorry for him.
And also bored.
I looked at the back of Kevin's head in front of me.
"Something." I said.
But deep down I probably really knew it was nothing.
And while I walked towards the door, the teacher shakes her ass in front of the homeless man.
I glanced at her ass, and then looked at the back of Kevin's head.
I screamed.
"UuueeeRRR--EEEE!"
I don't know why.
and slammed the back of Kevin's head with my textbook.
"Thanks a lot." he whispered.
He seemed like he appreciated my actions.
After class, I apologized to the back of Kevin's head for the way I'd acted.
He didn't notice.
[Bzzzzzz]
I immediately regretted my actions.
[outro music] The back of Kevin's head. 🎵
[Bzzzzzz]
The back of Kevin's head. 🎵
[Bzzzzzz]
The back of Kevin's head. 🎵
[Bzzzzzz]
The back of Kevin's head. 🎵
[Bzzzzzz]
The back of Kevin's head. 🎵
[Bzzzzzz]
The back of Kevin's head. 🎵
[Bzzzzzz]
The back of Kevin's head. 🎵
[Bzzzzzz]
The back of Kevin's head. 🎵
[Bzzzzzz]
[Kevin] Thanks a lot.
[Daxflame] I looked at the front of Kevin's head.
He noticed.
[Organ fanfare]
[Daxflame] My mom's an
IDIOT!
Wraah!
Ueeh.