I invented cancer.
How?
I just did it. Doesn't matter.
I created death.
People didn't die before I was born.
I created
Heartburn
I created
Hemorrhoids
I created hangovers.
I created...
Gingivitis
Mm. That's a bad one.
I created hair loss.
Mm...
I created...uh...
[Thinking]
Acne
Mm.
I created-
[Interrupting] Wish you didn't do that one.
I created bad breath.
Mhm.
I created...Infidelity
Well I mean I was sitting back about 5000 years ago and I said "You know..."
[cont] "...looking at the future, we really need something..."