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O, I have an organ that's reasonably large,

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And I'll gladly display it without fee or charge.

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It's made of hard wood which I rub every day;

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And whenever she wants to, I let my wife play.

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It's adorned with two nuts; there are balls hanging down.

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For its age, it's exceedingly fine!

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And instead of some roses, I'd rather have tulips

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On this marvellous organ of mine.

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I pull out my knob, then I pump really well.

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Pressing hard with my knees makes my organ to swell:

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It increases in volume by several degrees;

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Then I finger it deftly with long-practised ease.

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All occasions for coupling I gladly embrace

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When I'm making sweet music divine;

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And instead of some roses, I'd rather have tulips

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On this marvellous organ of mine.

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When I play with my organ, what pleasure it brings!

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I sing out with such joy, the entire house rings!

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Although for Queen Victoria I'd happily play,

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I'd prefer if you'd please keep Prince Albert away.

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O what fun a duet is, for when we press close,

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Then how nimbly our limbs do entwine!

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And instead of some roses, I'd rather have tulips

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On this marvellous organ of mine.

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And instead of some roses, I'd rather have tulips

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On this marvellous organ of mine!