WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.867 --> 00:00:05.241 ::creepy laughing:: 00:00:06.560 --> 00:00:10.321 He's achieved a new level of THICC. 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:13.315 Those thick enough? 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:16.439 Like he's wearing a hat. 00:00:17.550 --> 00:00:21.208 Ooooh, look at this luxurious hair... OOHHH 00:00:23.204 --> 00:00:24.747 Oh... Oh no, he comin'. 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:28.715 Yes, he is pretty fresh. 00:00:28.951 --> 00:00:30.812 ::strange mouth noises:: 00:00:31.840 --> 00:00:35.589 This is that... this is how Spike should sound  in every episode; Every time he opens his mouth. 00:00:35.728 --> 00:00:37.380 ::more strange mouth noises:: 00:00:38.480 --> 00:00:39.776 He's in there. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:46.319 You might want to rethink  some life choices, but you'll manage. 00:00:46.956 --> 00:00:51.106 ::awkward book horse noises:: 00:00:51.939 --> 00:00:53.600 Bork bork! Bork bork. 00:00:54.419 --> 00:00:57.600 ::multiple strange mouth noises:: 00:00:57.933 --> 00:01:01.978 Woah! ::laughter:: 00:01:02.339 --> 00:01:05.213 ::laughter:: 00:01:05.213 --> 00:01:06.213 Bye Spike! 00:01:07.490 --> 00:01:09.263 A properly proportioned head. 00:01:11.520 --> 00:01:13.189 Okay, that's weird. 00:01:13.189 --> 00:01:17.014 That actually is kind of more properly proportioned actually. 00:01:17.403 --> 00:01:18.458 Hey guys! 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:20.553 You know what he kind of  reminds me of... 00:01:21.428 --> 00:01:22.599 Wreck-It Ralph. 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:25.471 This was already strange. This might be an improvement. 00:01:25.471 --> 00:01:27.269 Yeah! Spike want! 00:01:27.658 --> 00:01:29.671 SFM: Spore Simulator. 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:31.697 Oh no... Oh God. 00:01:34.015 --> 00:01:35.222 What the... 00:01:37.440 --> 00:01:39.840 Now it totally looks like Wreck-It Ralph. Okay? 00:01:42.436 --> 00:01:46.336 What is going on?!? 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:49.813 This is Spike's awkward teen years. 00:01:51.660 --> 00:01:53.061 Oh. Oh my. What? 00:01:55.699 --> 00:01:58.047 Good job, Spike. There you go. 00:01:58.506 --> 00:01:59.700 You go... you go get em'. 00:02:00.241 --> 00:02:02.018 Look how big those glasses are. 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:09.526 She's like... she's like a hippo... or is it like Raymond? 00:02:12.608 --> 00:02:13.529 Woah... 00:02:14.160 --> 00:02:17.075 This is some drug s***. 00:02:17.269 --> 00:02:18.824 This right there... 00:02:22.106 --> 00:02:24.249 That's wallpaper material right there. 00:02:24.621 --> 00:02:29.163 This was the way they were meant to be. Lauren Faust just didn't  complete her vision in time. 00:02:30.232 --> 00:02:33.101 Look at Twilight with the big head! 00:02:34.880 --> 00:02:40.278 It's just kind of adorable... until you like... do that. 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:46.867 Okay. I've hit some other dimension here 00:02:50.227 --> 00:02:52.921 What is... what is that the face of? 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:54.760 It's... it's of Twilight. 00:02:54.899 --> 00:02:56.031 No no no, but like what... 00:02:56.267 --> 00:02:59.861 ::laughter:: 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:00.758 Okay. 00:03:01.267 --> 00:03:02.012 ::poot:: 00:03:06.880 --> 00:03:10.545 "Kyle, did you get stuck again?" I'm... i'm a refugee here, yeah. 00:03:11.600 --> 00:03:20.030 I am... I am here because the... the city is currently red on the traffic and i'm not getting anywhere. 00:03:23.274 --> 00:03:27.181 It just... it kind of reminds me of like... Romans be like "NO". 00:03:28.292 --> 00:03:30.481 Snap! Kill him! 00:03:31.342 --> 00:03:33.354 But I like it when it was just CRACK! 00:03:35.815 --> 00:03:37.943 He's drowning. Help him. Help him! He's drowning! 00:03:37.943 --> 00:03:41.226 ::laughter:: 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:45.451 Wow. What's her face look like? 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:49.313 ::laughter:: 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:51.667 Disappointment. 00:03:51.667 --> 00:03:54.278 Yes, they can ah... they can share a moment. 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:56.733 ::laughter:: 00:03:59.314 --> 00:04:01.298 "You will get me that..." 00:04:02.909 --> 00:04:04.425 Look at his little feet-ies go. 00:04:06.161 --> 00:04:08.351 Help meh... Help meh! 00:04:08.351 --> 00:04:09.544 Oh my God... 00:04:09.544 --> 00:04:15.000 ::bubble noises:: 00:04:15.417 --> 00:04:16.292 Woo! 00:04:16.847 --> 00:04:17.645 Woo. 00:04:19.228 --> 00:04:21.625 "You've got a brain! Woo!" 00:04:21.840 --> 00:04:24.077 "Now put the brain on this rocket!" 00:04:24.467 --> 00:04:29.232 ::echoing:: "You've got a brain! Woo! Now put the brain on this rocket!" 00:04:29.357 --> 00:04:33.370 ::laughter:: 00:04:33.578 --> 00:04:36.952 ::repeated woo noises:: 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:41.146 This is the... the Twilight National Emergency System. 00:04:41.146 --> 00:04:46.659 ::repeated woo noises:: 00:04:46.659 --> 00:04:48.000 Sounds like Pacman. 00:04:49.840 --> 00:04:55.034 That is the look of somebody that has no soul left. Completely... completely gone. 00:04:55.339 --> 00:04:56.672 "Hello ladies." 00:04:56.960 --> 00:05:02.273 She sees the spider. She's like "Oh! Oh God! What's  the quesadillas!" 00:05:03.217 --> 00:05:04.839 Totally how you computer. 00:05:09.171 --> 00:05:10.740 ::laughter:: 00:05:10.990 --> 00:05:13.482 Ah. Oh Rathalos... 00:05:15.056 --> 00:05:16.317 Woah! 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:22.819 Wow I wasn't paying attention for just long enough. He looks like a f'n orc war boss! That's awesome! 00:05:23.527 --> 00:05:26.378 We gonna get them guns, yeah! 00:05:26.545 --> 00:05:27.648 ::laughter:: 00:05:28.160 --> 00:05:30.000 More dakka! 00:05:34.261 --> 00:05:38.774 Science horse... she's watching you. 00:05:42.995 --> 00:05:49.106 ::spooky Twilight noises:: 00:05:56.756 --> 00:06:00.877 ::laughter:: 00:06:00.877 --> 00:06:02.094 Ah, yes. 00:06:02.691 --> 00:06:03.378 "Feed me!" 00:06:05.378 --> 00:06:06.670 "Gimme book!" 00:06:07.440 --> 00:06:09.505 See, this is... this is her happy dance. 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:13.050 She is very pretty. 00:06:14.730 --> 00:06:16.681 "Now, fire the rocket!" 00:06:26.675 --> 00:06:29.049 That's how I feel in the morning sometimes. 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:34.465 He's like "Look at the little birdy. He's just being all innocent" and then... 00:06:34.659 --> 00:06:35.409 ::squeaky noise:: 00:06:36.934 --> 00:06:37.795 ::squeaky noise:: 00:06:40.320 --> 00:06:43.405 She's trying to eat the stream. 00:06:48.208 --> 00:06:52.041 He just... he's just sick of that s***. 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:55.751 She's finally had her seizure. 00:06:56.251 --> 00:06:58.056 Too close? I can just... 00:06:59.236 --> 00:07:00.875 I mean, is that better? 00:07:02.503 --> 00:07:05.381 There. Is that better? There we go. 00:07:06.755 --> 00:07:07.555 She's... 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:12.429 She's... she's really big left brain. 00:07:15.440 --> 00:07:17.342 Oh, like a little mini-me. 00:07:18.349 --> 00:07:19.037 Aww. 00:07:22.400 --> 00:07:23.763 It flies. 00:07:25.124 --> 00:07:25.865 Gone.