You can't replace me with a robot.
Or a chicken!
You're slowly transforming into the Swedish Chef.
Borka borka.
"And then we're going in the party going Bork Bork!"
I can do anything. I'll just do it really poorly.
I'll just do it wrong.
She's just like "Wapoosh wapoosh!"
She's power boops.
If I made a clone of myself, could I pay myself?
I'm pretty sure one of you would have to fight the other one.
Is it Highlander? Pretty much. Like...
These are the questions nobody should be asking.
Cause then he could gain infinite power by infinite cloning.
Oh no!
I can just imagine, like, cloning babies and just stabbin' them.
So you can gain power.
It's like... this is horrible.
It's like coming out of the machine, just down the assembly belt.
Yes! "There can only be one. There can only be one. There can only be one!"
Have a robot replace Mike instead?
What? You can't replace me with a robot.
Or chicken!
Can do chicken.
"I'm Mike! Buck buck!"
"Derpy sucks!"
Wow... that chicken...
"Shut up! Shut up, you're a robot!"
"Buck buck... kill the cows."
Why do you want to brutally murder Derpy?
I don't want to brutal murder Derpy. The scientists would.
Brooder? Burder burder! I like burder burder.
You're slowly transforming into the Swedish Chef.
Borka borka!
"And then we're going in the party going Bork Bork!"
I can sing any song incorrectly.
That was a good outlook on life. Yes.
I can do anything. I'll just do it really poorly.
I'll just do it wrong.
What does WAP stand for? Yes... I don't know what WAP... like...
Remember, we're hitting middle-aged, like, in the next couple years here, so we don't know all the cool things that new kids are doing on the block.
I don't know what WAP is... No WAP allowed.
Mike, I don't think I can say what it is in the chat.
Okay, well then I'm just going to have it means...
Wonder Apples and Pears. Is what it means.
But yet ... it's a song.
Yay! Best horse!
Look how cute she is. Oh no, why you making her sad?
Cause you made her do that.
No... I didn't make her do nothin'.
Oh wow. She's... she's like...
She's... she's got the Kamahamahas and she's, like, supers.
Super Derps. Yeah. She's gonna punch ya.
Right with this... this this...
That right there... it's the Super Hoof. Here it comes.
Oh no.
And then she's like "Wapoosh wapoosh."
Power boops.
And now I'm gonna go Super Saiyan 7
Super Saiyan 7?
This is so... so much power!
Yeah, the hair... instead of the hair, her head just gets really big.
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And she's like... like "Behold!"
"This is true power!"
She... she works out so much. Like, just the big beef.
"I will destroy the... the... the Peanuts!"
"No... Peanuts! I'm allergic!" And she's like "I'm going to destroy them!"
With her Power Hoof. Like, the Whirly Gig.
It's Derpy's Super Power!
But then she's like... ah... "Oh God, I forgot I'm allergic!"
And then... ah... and then she dies.
And then he's like "What the hell just happened!?"
Yeah, it's like "Errrrhhhghhhh"
::Sombra mumbling noises::
He's trying to impersonate a motor.
Like this... my... my motorcycle goes "brrrrrrrrrrr"
I'm going to go use the restroom now , too.
See, okay, now that Michael's not here.
So we're gonna... see, what I can do is load in...Derpy.
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See this Derpy?
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She's dancin'. She's... she's happy. They're all happy.
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Welcome back.
I'm reading the chat. Should I just use a spray bottle on him to chase him away so I can put Derpys in all of the videos?
Look... look... look at him. He's like "Am I not cute?"
He's looks like frickin'... like... Alvin, the after years.
Well, after all the drugs hit.
"Michael!" No... "Hug me."
"Give me hug! Hug and boop!"
That's creepy. "Do you love me now!?"
No! It's worse!
"Love me! Kiss me!"
"I not cute?" No.
"I not cute?"
I'm glad I hurt his feelings. Look at him. I hope he melts.
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Looks like he's melting.
He's like "Okay, well then I kill."
See, this is why he is evil.
"Crystals..."
Couldn't be cute, so he turned evil.
"Gimme crystals."
See what happens is... um...
That works surprisingly well.
Yeah, so then... so then it's like "MMBRRRRRRRRR".
"MRRRRRRRR"
The funniest joke to me... is like...
A clown, going "HAHAHA".
And then, like, carrying pies. And then tripping and falling.
And then the pies fly up and all fall on him and all the kids are like "HAHAHAHA".
But then you notice that the clown isn't getting back up. And there is a trickle of blood.
What was in the pies? This escalated quickly.
He hit his head when he fell. Now he's...
I'm thinkin', like...
He's just legit dead.
Clowns are just nightmares.
Yeah, but their still people. Clowns are an identity.
Clowns are not people. They're a sub-species at best.
I'm going to make sure that's, like... clipped. And like, so anytime somebody ever calls me for a reference on you...
Like... so, so, Michael's hit hard times and he's applying to be a clown and be like...
Well, that's not going well for you, Michael.
You don't apply to be a clown. You have to be born a clown.
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He come out of the womb and he's like "HONK HONK!"
Chicken is evil.
I hate food.
And Michael.
He's... he's... no, no chicken. Oh no chicken. Oh no chicken!
"Help meh... help meh!"
That's horrifying. Chicken's dead.
I'm sorry. Chicken will be a better Mike than Mike will ever be.
Michael can't even be a good Michael.
Chicken is evolving! Like, I'm thinkin', like, the Pokemon sound, it's like "Beep boop beep boop."
I'm a much better Steve than I am a Mike.
No...
No!
No!!!
::Michael death noises::
Anyways, thank everybody. Have a good one! Bye!