This is the face of a good man.
"Sombra want big burger!"
Hehehe... yes.
She's got... problems.
"Just kill me."
Like, ladies. He's like "These hips don't lie."
Oh no...
This is my horse.
Is that it's... beak?
♪ Intro Music ♪
He is... he does good things. Um... Sombra is... is good. See?
This is the face... this is the face of a good man.
Would he do bad things?
Sombra, do you... are you bad?
"No. I good. I donate to charity."
Oh, he's like... Well, that's good. He's like...
"The money. It's... it's. I stole it."
"I am... I am Robinhood Sombra."
That is a... Should I just make that the thumbnail? I'm done.
???
I'm going to improve this picture and then your going to need to use it for your thumbnail.
You do whatever, I guess. You have 15 minutes.
Okay, we're going to improve this picture to make it far more clickbait. First off...
I'm gonna grab another drink because this is going to need it.
There we go. We're making progress guys!
Okay, well, Derpy is a little messed up.
Argo: Yup, I know that. Michael: But she's a little... wow.
So we're going to make Derpy happy.
Yay this is... this is a good video now.
Why is one eye looking at the screen but the other one is just...
Because she's Derpy!
This is what Derpy is. She's... she's a good pone.
Timer's up!
Well, we'll ignore that.
::unintelligible noises::
This is... well, this is my stream now, so there we go.
Guys we did it! We made the thumbnail 1000% times better!
Get the f*** out of my chair!
Michael: This is your new thumbnail! Yes! Argo: No it's not!
He's... he's like "the hell just happened?"
He's... he's unsure and... ah... "I am... I am best gray horse."
"Why you not like Sombra? Do I need to be different?"
And so... so then he's like... what if he had, like, an underbite.
So now, he's like "You like me now?"
Oh, that actually doesn't really work with the teeth. Maybe if I make it bigger?
There. See... see, now... um... it's super easy now 'cus he can...
"Hi, I'm Sombra. Woah."
Uh, he can... he can eat his cereal, um, because they put the milk and the cereal, uh, in the jaw.
And then he just, uh, munches over time.
Uh, he is a big fan of Frosted Flakes.
He likes... he is big... he is BFFs with Tony the Tiger.
Then it's like "Sombra! Sombra! Speech from our new leader!" and he goes:
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah!"
Did Sombra have a stroke?
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It's something that always reminded me of.
Oh.
Well, there you go.
"Ohhhh!"
"I'm... I'm doing okay."
Like ehhh.
Oh no. That's something else. That's far worse.
This side of his body is very hot.
He could eat the biggest burger now.
Yes!
"Sombra want Big Burger!"
Yes.
I feel he should be doing an ad for one of those old 1980s videos that people used to make to present themselves for a dating service.
Yes! That should be your thumbnail now!
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Okay. Okay.
Well, you said 155?
Yeah, just as a safe... yeah, there you go.
That way nobodies like... actually tries to call.
Yes!
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So what can we do for stupid face?
Nah, your just gonna, like, have the dragon boop her on the nose, right?
Mm-hmm. I'm glad that you were able to... uh... to figure out what was going on.
That's not what's going on.
Wait, no. What's happening? I only see her hair now.
Oh no... oh wait, no.
Well, now she can't go in the trash.
You broke his neck. And Derpys going bald.
I broke Derpy! Derpy!
She looks like she has a combover.
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Things... things are going horribly wrong.
Okay... nope, that still broke it.
Okay, that fixed... no, that didn't fix the mane.
There we go. The mane is f... nope, it's broke. Oh no, I know why it's broke.
Hold on.
She's... she's gots the problems.
"Just kill me."
What has science done?
"I didn't want this!"
"Out dumpster has arrived!"
She's... there. Here's your stupid face.
I've been meaning to try and find a... something to animate or some other medium to work from that isn't Monster Hunter or pony.
I know something that's not ponies.
It's called Kirins. They're pretty cute.
I knew you were going to just find some workaround to make it pony again.
And I don't even think there is a Kirin model.
There is.
Hmm, there is one.
There's Autumn Blaze.
That's the only one.
Really?
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That's the only one every... okay, how many other Kirin's talked?
Uh, they talked towards the end of the episode.
So yeah, they had, like, 2 minutes of talking.
That was the only one that talked. She's the only one anyone cared about.
Um, but all that is... it's a pony model with flair.
No, it's a Kirin.
Argo: No! Michael: It's different.
From... from the model side of things, it's a pony model with flair.
You can boop it.
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Michael: It's different. Argo: I'm quitting pony because of him, now.
It's done.
He looks like he's about ready to invite me to a D&D game or something.
"Hey, you want to come to my D&D game?"
It's like "hey bro".
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"Yeah. Hands!"
"All your base are belong to Rathalos!"
It looks like he's, like, practicing dance.
Like, "Do the cha-cha with me."
He... he can do the cha-cha. Hold on.
Do the cha-cha?
Yeah, hold on. There he goes. Cha-cha-cha.
Cha-cha-cha.
Oh...
That's a new dance.
Give me all of your monies.
No, its like ♪ Macarena Song ♪
He's like "Ladies, these hips don't lie."
Oh no!
"Hey ladies."
He's so short.
And then he's... he's uhh...
Oh no...
Um, and then he puffs out his chest in, uh, in aggression. Sign of aggression.
Okay, there he comes. Here he comes!
"Our dumpster has arrived!"
He's... he's...
The ladies are like "you kinda smell" and he's like "what you talkin' 'bout".
I've done it where, like, I kinda like make a stupid face.
Um... and, uh...
Give me your best horse.
See, it's a smile.
No, I can't draw a horse. This, uh, this is my horse.
Is that it's, uh, beak?
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I think it wants to die. Oh no, it's talking.
Kill me.
I can't... this... it's like the fricken... um, what is the... the...
The art thing, like, you can't let go? Because if I let go, it... it...
It makes it go away.
Ah! That priceless work of art is gone forever.