Drop a banana in front of a clown and watch him slip and break his neck?
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I guess we'll... I guess we'll have to castrate and then he's like "uh oh".
Okay, when I said "Get your face down here", that's not quite what I meant.
Bow to me.
She's queen. Queen Long-Leg Trixie.
She's like "Scary horse. You are my servent."
And he's... he doesn't like this.
He's sad because, in his civilization, height controls everything. He's like "Oh, okay."
He's like "You are... you are master horse."
"Go make me a sandwich." Because she's hungry.
"I am... I am your master, too."
"Go make Trixie more sandwiches."
"Trixie hungers."
That face alone. I like that.
Drop a banana in front of a clown and watch him slip and break his neck?
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Like "Ha! Ha! Ha! His wife and kids are going to find that hilarious!"
So, ah, as a heads up for people...
Nightly, who is right here, is actually going to be, as of right now at least, the editor for my Youtube.
Hashtag "Help Nightly Eat".
Nightly will starve without your donations.
♪ In the arms of an angel. ♪
♪ Far away... from here. ♪
♪ In the arms of the wreckage. ♪
♪ For the end... ♪
So, no actually, you know what? I have a video of Nightly.
"Morty, there's a mother f'n Spearow over here!"
"But Rick, I don't want you to catch a Spearow."
"I'm catching the God damn Spearow, Morty!"
"Don't catch the Spearow, its..." "I'm catching the God damn Spearow, Morty!"
So it... it was, uh, 2016 is when Pokemon Go first popped up and so everybody was playing Pokemon Go.
This is 2015, so this is actually a year before.
"Do it for the Vine, Morty!" "Wha... What's a Vine?"
"Do it for the Vine!" "I... I don't know what a Vine is!"
"Come on, Morty! Do it for the Vine!" "Oh Oh Oh!"
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And it just cuts there. Ah, it's good times.
Nightly is super fun, though. I love him.
This one is great. It's a little bit choppy as we recorded it weird. But this is Jhaller. We tied him into a corner.
"Repent!"
So this is Jhaller.
Repent. Repent. Repent!
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I want to enjoy ponies with friends again. Like that pony. And this pony.
So like... this pony?
No, not that pony. That pony can jump off a... jump off a bridge.
See, you made him sad.
Looks angry.
He's like... but no, he's sad. He's like "Why... why you do this Michael?"
Maybe if you were, like, the Rule 63 version.
"Like, that... that's creepy Michael."
That... that's okay.
"Like... like, you don't like me. Unless I castrate."
And then you're like, well well, I guess... I guess we'll have to castrate.
And then he's like... like "Uh oh. I like... I like being... I like being Sombra. I hate you Michael."
"Oh... oh geez. Oh look at him."
"I'm... he's... he's hot."
"Hey baby."
"Oh... oh geez he noticed me."
"Do you want to... do ya wanna, like, go get, like, a sandwich?"
"Take me bad boy. Oh baby oh baby. Like, I am... I am lonely."
"Can... can you... can you make me a sandwich?"
"I... I make the best sandwiches."
"They're... they're... they're huge."
"They're... they're delicious."
"I... I bet your... I mean I bet your sandwiches are delicious."
And then she kind of thinks about what she said and she's like "Yes."
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"Like... like... Michael. Michael. Michael! Stop this."
"Stop. No, shhh."
No, she's... Michael: You've gotta ship.
She's... she's like "Shhhh."
Be shipped.
"Just, stop. Get some help."
"Trixie... Trixie... uh, is sad for you."
Boop this pony.
I'm sad, too. I don't have a Trixie plush.
"Trixie... Trixie needs... Trixie needs you... to shut the f*** up."
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Um... just keep the Twitch video published. It's perfect.
No, that's one of those things when it comes down to editing.
There is just going to be a complete separate channel of someone just publishing all of this nonsense.
Trixie, get your face down here. Um.... oh.
Okay, when I said "get your face down here", that's not quite what I meant.
"Is there something... is there something on my face?"
Uh oh... that that that makes it worse... no.
Well, that... I don't think that makes it work.
Okay, um...
What is this face?
Trixie, give... give us your best Vogue face.
She's like BAM.
"Is Trixie sexy?"
<<TF2 Soldier voice>> No!
"Ohhh"
I don't think I can do anything do to this that won't just make it creepier.
Nope, that's still creepier. Um...
We're going to fix Trixie because this is getting a little... uh... she doesn't want to be fixed.
This is me now.
Like... like, just...
"Just love me as I am."
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"No... no, everybody makes fun of me."
"Give me hug."
No... no, you take back your nose and then we'll think about it.
There we go. Okay, she fixed!
I'm going to go use the restroom quick... um... because I drank through that first drink really quick.
So we're going to do that. I'll be back in, like, 30 seconds.
♪ siren plays ♪
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"It was at this moment that he knew... he f'd up."
Okay, I think everything is fine.
Okay.
I'm glad, because you would have been upset.
So Celestia, she's looking around.
Cus' she's like "no..."
"I... I... don't look."
"This is... this is not for children."
She puts the ketchup on... on the cake.
"It's okay. It's... it's delicious."
"That's disgusting. You know you... you don't put ketchup on cake."
"You... you put... put other cake on cake."
And then she puts this cake in her face.
Celestia says "I take exception to this" and eats the cake. There was a big problem with that.
She's diabetic. And so she's... she gets... she gets all the fat.
It went straight to her hips.
She thought somethings weirds going on, so she kind of looks down here and she's... uh oh. Need help.
So, then Trixie does... does what Trixie does.
"That's... that's disgusting. But I can help."
She poke.
Then Celestia becomes Ultimate Celestia.
Oh no. She... she grew big.
"BEHOLD MY POWER."
That the power that cake brings.
She looks up at the ultimate being and she's like:
"You're... you're not the only one with super powers, Celesta-bi***"
And... ah... and then she's like WOOSH.
"I will... I will take you on!"
And then she... uh...
She... she lifts her... lifts her hoof.
And she's... ehh.
Eh. Eh.
You know. You like that? You... you take this.
The hoof technique. Poke. Poke poke.
Celestia... ah, she's like "ERRR".
"Like, that that kinda hurts. I... I can do that too!"
She goes a step further. She has two. She chokes the Trixie.
And then Trixie deflates.
No...
Uh, like "I've been defeated."
I'm... I'm gonna go... gonna go play video games.
Actually, house... house is this way. We'll go this way.
"Screw you Celestia."
The important question though is, when do they kiss?
They're... they're fighting over territory.
They're just... they're just beating each other. They're like headbutting.
They're boopin' snoots.
Um, so 20 subs if they kiss. No.
Yeah, he makes the ponies kiss after he turns off the streams.
Like, as soon as he turns off the streams he's like "okay, they're not watching anymore." Then it's just ponies kissin' for the next 2 hours.