Phil: We now join Fluttershy, who is all alone and defenseless in the fields,
about to be attacked by a strange creature. Awwww yeah.
FS: Oh Lordy! It's the boogie man!
FS: Aw, ain't you a cute little critter. Here, have this apple.
FS: Oh, why am I so bad with animals?
TS: Spike, no one likes me. You're great with ponies, how do I get friends?
S: Actually, I don't even think I've hung out with any of your pony friends.
TS: I don't have time for your facts! Just tell me how to make friends.
S: Oh, I don't know. Try telling jokes or something.
TS: Jokes, huh? Hey Mrs. Cake, where's Pinkie Pie?
Mrs. Cake: The damn filly's over there eating all my chocolate.
TS: Pinkie! Listen to this. Mmhmm.
Talk about eye candy!
PP: Uh, what? TS: It's my new joke!
PP: Aww, yeah, OK... TS: Did you like it?
PP: Uh, maybe work on it a bit, hey? TS: Awww.
FS: Oh, hallelujahs; it's a safe house.
TS: Hey Fluttershy! You want to hear my new joke?
PP: Oh no.
FS: Oh, maybe later. Look what I found!
TS: Oh my goodness, they're adorable! I want that one!
FS: Oh, well actually they're all mine.
TS: Haha! Oh Fluttershy! Weak willed, silly little Fluttershy. I said I want that one!
FS: Oh, I hate being shy. Just take the damn thing.
TS: Hey Pinkie, you want to steal another of Fluttershy's new friends?
PP: An orc? You crazy bro, you know I'm team Frodo!
TS: What the heck are you talking about?
FS: Oh, don't mind her, she's crazy.
TS: Talk about eye candy!
FS: Uh, what?
TS: It's my new joke! Do you like it?
FS: Maybe keep working on it. TS: Ugh...
R: Rainbow Dash! Stop moving or I will stab you.
RD: But you're just going to freaking stab me anyway.
R: Well... yeah, you're right. I probably will.
TS: Wow Rarity! Talk about eye candy!
RD: Uh, what? R: I ain't gay!
TS: No, it's my new joke.
R: I think it needs a bit more work.
RD: I think it needs a bit more shut up.
TS: Will it make things better if I give you one of these things that I stole from Fluttershy?
R: All is forgiven!
RD: Oh my goodness, this is the best thing ever!
I haven't been this happy since I was adopted for a whole week. My personal record.
PP: Aw, bros, what are you doing! Those things are servants of Sauron!
R: Shove off Pinkie.
PP: No you shove off, this is my house!
R: No it's not, it's mine!
PP: It is? Oh balls, I think I had too much chocolate again.
TS: And everyone loved my joke today, Spike!
S: I don't know master, I heard your joke was pretty bad.
TS: No! Shut up! They all like it! Go to bed!
Phil: The next day...
TS: Oh what the... damn it! Spike, have you been having babies again?
S: No master, not since the surgery.
TS: Oh this sucks! I don't think anyone could be having a worse day than this.
RD: My new family's trying to kill me again!
R: Bloody moths ate holes in all my clothes!
PP: Rarity, I need you to help me summon the Riders of Rohan!
R: Pinkie stop making references, they're not funny.
TS: Talk about eye candy!
R: Shut up, Twilight.
RD: Why does everything I love hate me?
TS: To the Fluttershymobile! I mean house. Fluttershy, you're bad with animals; how do we kill these things?
FS: I don't know.
TS: It's so nice to have a useful pony like you around, Fluttershy.
Applejack! You're everyone's favourite! Help us get rid of these things.
AJ: All right then, but it'll cost you.
TS: Don't worry, Fluttershy's paying.
FS: But I can't afford that.
AJ: It's a deal then. All right, everyone do as I say.
AJ: All right, that should be the last of them.
TS: Way to go, Fluttershy. Way to go.
FS: I'm just so shy.
RD: They're going into town!
AJ: Oh no you don't! That's my town, get your own!
TS: Hang on, I've got an idea.
Z: Hmm, now what rhymes with beetroot?
TS: Zecora! Z: What? Argh!
Z: You jive turkey! I was in the zone!
TS: I made a problem and I need someone else to fix it for me, can you help?
Z: Dude, that's a parasprite! I ain't going near that!
TS: Oh, pretty please?
Z: Life may be tough, but it ain't that bad! Did you know there's a city called Stalingrad?
TS: I'll just leave you alone then.
Z: Word! Beetroot... beetroot, HEATROOT!
TS: ZECORA ONE MORE THING!
Z: What is it now!
TS: Talk about eye candy...
Z: Yo, honky, what are you saying?
TS: Just let it sink in.
Z: Get out of my house.
TS: Well that was a wast of time. I'm just glad Princess Celestia isn't here to see this mess.
PC: Surprise inspection slash tea party!
TS: Damn it! Princess Celestia you can't go in there yet.
PC: Balls to you, it's my kingdom, I'll go where I want.
TS: Uh, surprise?
PC: Well, talk about eye candy!
Everyone Else: (laughter) TS: Why are you laughing?
Everyone Else: (laughter) TS: Stop laughing...
Everyone Else: (laughter) TS: Stop laughing!