PP: Cause you know Twilight, when they all go into the mines of Moria, they leave Bill behind,
so in my story, they obviously need another pony,
that's where the brave and sexy Pinkie comes in!
All this time, she'd been living with Galadriel and all the other elves in...
TS: Hey, Pinkie, I just had a great idea!
Go annoy somone else!
PP: Aw, yeah, K bro.
PP: Rainbow! Want to hear the rest of my story? I'll skip ahead a bit. RD: Oh no.
PP: So Frodo, Sam and Pinkie, who will be played by me, RD: No Pinkie, I don't want to hear it. No Pinkie,
PP: have just split up from the rest of the fellowship, RD:I don't want to hear it. Pinkie, I don't want to hear your story!
PP: But then all of a suddenly, and here's the big twist, RD: No, Pinkie, I don't want to hear your story! (garbled nonsense)
PP: Bill comes back! And he's looking all buff and handsome, RD: (blargh blah blah I don't want to hear... story)
PP: and we instantly fall in love. So Frodo gives the One Ring to Bill, RD: I don't want to... No, Pinkie! I don't want to hear it!
PP: And he goes down on his knees in front of me, RD: I don't want to hear it Pinkie!
PP: and I'm looking all surprised, but deep down, I know I've been waiting for this a long time.
RD: (dourgh)
PP: And that's when the meteor strikes! RD: Just kill me now or something.
RD: Pinkie! I've been thinking. You're annoying... and I'm annoying!
We should totally team up and annoy everyone!
PP: Yeah, OK.
S: Ahohehargh!
RD: (laughter) That was the best thing ever!
PP: Do it again! Do it again!
S: Why are you trying to hurt me? It's just not fair. RD: Spike's a loser! Spike's a loser!
RD: Bored now. New target!
R: Oh, please let there be deadly thorns in here!
Oh no! My allergies!
RD: Lol!
TS: It's not funny guys! Make it stop! Make it stop! RD: Hahahaha! She's stuck in an endless loop!
Aw, this is the best treadmill ever!
PP: Bro! Bro! Look at her go, bro! She's stuck!
RD: You know Pinkie, being with you has been so fun.
I've never had any friends, and you're like a best friend to me now!
PP: Aw, bro! I painted your eye!
RD: Why would you do that Pinkie? It's not funny! It's not funny, Pinkie! Why would you do that?
PP: Aw, she'll be fine. She'll get over it.
Rainbow! You want to see my cosplay?
RD: Go away Pinkie. You've been friend dumped!
This is my new friend, Gilda. I just found her.
G: I say, nice to meet you, old bean!
PP: Bloody POMS...
G: You know I've never had a friend before. Usually everyone is off put by my ugly appearance and crooked teeth.
RD: Yeah, you're pretty ugly, but I don't have any other friends so you'll have to do.
G: Baly good of you, I must say!
PP: Rainbow, have you gone mad! You can't be friends with a non pony!
G: Well we haven't really had the chance to be friends yet...
and I was wondering, since you and Rainbow Dash always hang out together, and I've never been able to,
could you possibly just let me have this one day to spend with my new friend.
it'd be awfully nice of you.
PP: And she's not even hanging out with another pony!
TS: Ah, this must be the episode we delve into racism.
PP: Nah, that's not for a little bit yet.
TS: Well if you really hate Gilda, do the opposite of what she says.
And get out of my house.
PP: Aw, I'm going to spy on you so hard!
G: Oh, sorry, old bean! We seem to have bumped into each other!
FS: It's the slave driver come back to get me!
I won't got back to the fields! Martin Luther King!
G: Oh dear, that didn't go well. Perhaps a cup of tea will help her!
PP: I can't believe I just saw Gilda assault and savage Fluttershy!
Oh, this justifies everything I'm going to do!
Welcome to death, Gilda! I mean the party!
The party that's to die for!
G: I say! This is the best birthday I've ever had.
PP: Burn the evil one!
Oh, no way. How are you still alive?
RD: Hahahaha, that was pretty good, Pinkie!
G: Well, I do enjoy a good prank, but I did have a pace-maker installed just yesterday,
and I do also have my diabetes, so I was just wondering...
PP: Aw, yeah bro. I heard all about your diabetes. Don't worry. Try some of these, they're good for you.
G: Well, you are a very good friend. I suppose I can trust you.
Oh dear! I'm not feeling very well!
RD: Like, wash it down with that tea!
G: Ah, tea. So good to have you back.
Oh, I do believe the burning hot tea has landed on my feet.
Quite... qu... qu...quite painful!
PP: Bloody griffons just dont die, hey.
G: I'm quite sorry that I'll have to leave the party, everone, but I am going to have to go to the hospital,
as I am in rather gratuitous amounts of pain!
RD: And you know what Gilda? Don't bother coming back. You're boring me now.
G: Oh, and that's another friend I've lost. Well at least I'll always have football.
RD: It's called soccer, you nonce. Get out of here!
G: Well I'll just be on my way then.
PP: And that's why we call this place Ponyville!
TS: Because of the racism?
PP: Damn right! Pony power forever!
PC: I'm just writing a letter an...
Oh what is this? Invisible ink? Is this what we're teaching our children now?
Yes, no, I see why they say this has great morals for all the children. No, that's really great.
I mean what kind of idiotic writers tells children that it's OK to be continuously playing pranks on everyone?
We're raising a generation of assholes, that's what we're doing.