Man, I'm so bored.
I'm Dark Lyra Heartstrings and I'm bored.
I hope it's clear that I'm not associated with the pony Lyra Heartstrings.
I'm also not associated with her evil twin Aryl Heartstrings.
I hope you understand that because there's a clear distinction and ponies always get the three mixed up.
For example Lyra Heartstrings steals oats
and sniffs Anon's stinky peepee,
she also makes him boop her against his will.
Aryl Heartstrings steals oats
and sniffs Anon's stinky peepee,
she also makes him boop her against his will.
I, on the other hoof,
steal oats
and sniff Anon's stinky peepee,
I also make Anon boop me against his will.
Now that it's all cleared up let's go steal some expensive imported oats.
Here I am doing the stealing.
The stealing of the oats.
The stealing.
The stealing of the oats.
The stealing.
The stealing of the oats.
The stealing.
The stealing of the oats.
The stealing.
The stealing of the oats.
The stealing.
The stealing of the oats.
What do you think you're doing?
I'm stealing some expensive imported oats, that's what I'm doing.
I know it's an illegal act and I'm sorry for that but I cannot change my ways.
It's in my DNA, and you should be more tolerant of my behavior.
No.
I'm not talking about your oat-stealing shenanigans.
I'm talking about the fact that you're copying me.
Copying you?
Yes, you're copying my character,
my shtick,
my way of being,
This is copyright infringement.
You're in deep trouble now.
Let me guess,
I'm grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for
56457767878232156
f[boop]ing years.
What?
No, grounding you won't be enough.
You can still do whatever you want while you're grounded.
This is going to require a more severe punishment.
You're going to prison,
bitch.
Uh oh.
Dark Lyra Heartstrings,
how dare you infringe copyright like this when you know it's strictly against the law?
That's it,
you are sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced sentenced
to 9645348561463445322
years in prison.
Go to your prison cell right now.
Actually, I was regular Lyra Heartstrings all along.
This is just blackface.