[WARNING: THIS PARODY CONTAINS SUGGESTIVE THEMES THAT ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.]
IZZY: Hi new friend~!
Have you got a...
...can of beans on you by any chance?
HITCH: Oh no! That unicorn's gonna use the can of beans
to blow us all up and turn the frogs gay!!!
HITCH: Gotcha!
Your son is safe now, ma'am.
MARE: This isn't my kid!
COLT: Uh, actually, can you adopt me?
My older brother keeps beating me on Fortnite
and it's kinda getting on my nerves.
You have any free V-Bucks on you?
SUNNY: Wait, I think I got a can of beans at my house!
Here ya go!
[Izzy being adorable for four seconds]
IZZY: Tadah!
SUNNY: What the h** was that!?
IZZY: ...what d'you mean, what was--
SUNNY: I thought you were gonna do something magicky with the can of beans.
Now I have to eat that, and I hate baked beans. (Who doesn't, Sunny?)
IZZY: Yeah, we used to have magic, but we kinda lost it.
SUNNY: What d'you mean, you lost it!?
IZZY: Geez, why are you so irritable?
SUNNY: Well, excuse me!
But I haven't had sex in 13 years since I broke up with Troy
after High School Musical 3,
and it's starting to get a little on my nerves.
Oookay, you've got a point there.
[SCREEEEEAM]
ZIPP: Whoa, it's an earth pony/unicorn interracial couple! <3
--SUNNY: Wait, nonono... --IZZY: Um, we're not...
ZIPP: You have all got to meet my sister! Come with me!
PIPP: Yay, makeovers~!
I love makeovers~! <3 uwu
HITCH: Hey, why have I got to do a makeover too!?
PIPP: Oh my gosh, filly please, it's 2021,
fembois are, like, the new thing.
And besides,
I've been binge-watching, like, 7 seasons of RuPony's Drag Race, and,
oh my gosh, I know, like,
just the look for you.
After I'm finished, you are gonna look so g-
g-gorgeous~~!!!
STALLION: Bring forth...the ultimate challenge!
SUNNY: I don't play. I win.
STALLION: Pretty tough words comin' from a nerd like you.
SUNNY: Hay, so what if I'm a nerd!?
Okay, maybe sometimes I forget to brush my teeth,
or wipe my butt after using the bathroom,
But if there's ONE thing we nerds are good at,
it's beating the CRAP outta people in video games!!
[insert Rainbow Dash meme here]
[If I had a dollar for every time my voice cracked while recording Pipp's lines, I'd have enough money to pay for my con ticket!]